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The Bowels of the Internet!

  • 22-07-2008 3:22pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭


    Ah, well most of us here I presume have been exposed to many corners of what the interweb has to offer. While it is a vast library that allows us to look up anything at the click of a button it also offers some downright hilarious, depraved stuff to witness. Those lazy days when you got nothing to look up on the net and decided to dig deep into the internet and find some truly disturbing stuff.

    A lot of us here have probably seen proof that humanity has reached it's peak of perfection with classics like 2Girls1Cup or 2GirlsFingerpainting. :(

    One of the funniest porn sites I ever seen was a serious geek website. I can't remember the name but it had videos of really hot women holding a game controller, calculator, PC components like motherboards, RJ45 cable, or even some pieces of a Dungeons & Dragons game before provocatively saying something really geeky in a really sexy way. It was really, really strange :confused:

    Really then, what's the strangest stuff / websites you've ever seen in your time on the web?

    EDIT: They don't have to be all porn / poo-related..............though I could do with updating my collection.

    <_<

    >_>


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 648 ✭✭✭Neo#


    A woman having sex with a horse. Just disgusting!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Neo# wrote: »
    A woman having sex with a horse. Just disgusting!

    A horse having sex with a woman is worse.


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Cake farts"

    Is funny in in a WTF sort of way.

    How people think this stuff up is beyond me.

    Yeah its NSFW if you didn't already know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭alastair_doom


    Came across a sub forum before called "c*m on a picture"... they also had a request section where you supply the picture.... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Came across a sub forum before called "c*m on a picture"... they also had a request section where you supply the picture.... :(

    I'd do it on the Mona Lisa, Louvre security permitting of course.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    A horse having sex with a woman is worse.

    What about a horse having sex with a zebra?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    What about a horse having sex with a zebra?

    Imagine the child...............a Hebra? Or would it be a Zorse?

    The hell would it look like? I thought zebras looked like horses with stripes :confused:

    OWWW, my brain!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Poccington


    2 Girls 1 Cup.

    I was told to look it up by a friend, I will never be the same again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    What about a horse having sex with a zebra?

    Well I'd say the horse has earned his stripes.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    I was sent a link once to this bizarre fetish for stuffed animals. Seriously.

    There were pics and there was even a guide on how best to make love to your teddy bears. What size teddy to look for, how to cut the holes, how to clean the stuffing afterwards (very important, I'd imagine) etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Guy cutting off his testicles.
    Pics of a boy sawed in half
    Some mental fisting action in one video I seen
    A video in china of a lad on a scooter getting run over by a truck. (Utter splat action)
    Guy on webcam shoving a spoon down his japs eye.
    Some woman cutting a lads penis down the center.

    Im sure we remember the crush videos? Jap woman with highheals crushing kittens

    Sick shit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Spankeh wrote: »
    Guy cutting off his testicles.
    Pics of a boy sawed in half
    Some mental fisting action in one video I seen
    A video in china of a lad on a scooter getting run over by a truck. (Utter splat action)
    Guy on webcam shoving a spoon down his japs eye.
    Some woman cutting a lads penis down the center.

    Im sure we remember the crush videos? Jap woman with highheals crushing kittens

    Sick ****
    such depravity, aaagggh , the thoughts of it.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,286 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Spankeh wrote: »
    Guy cutting off his testicles.
    Pics of a boy sawed in half
    Some mental fisting action in one video I seen
    A video in china of a lad on a scooter getting run over by a truck. (Utter splat action)
    Guy on webcam shoving a spoon down his japs eye.
    Some woman cutting a lads penis down the center.

    Im sure we remember the crush videos? Jap woman with highheals crushing kittens

    Sick ****


    Someone spending to much time on a certain website starting with r?

    ******



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Does c*ck fingering count? Well, it was a vid on mates mobile, but I'm sure it originated on the interwebz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Thankfully there's a bit of my sanity left and i've never seen any of the sh1t ye mention. Worst things I watch are tame compared to the things mentioned here :eek: (like people breaking bones when the mess up stunts etc) - I just don't see the point in watching s1ck **** like 2girls1cup (the desctiptions i've heard from people here are enough to put me off). I don't have a weak stomach, have broken plenty of bones, can take pain pretty well etc. - Maybe I need to start hanging around with girlfriendless geeks more often? :p (or maybe not :eek:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Dog / woman sex ensues much hilariouty. It's amazing how well-trained these mutts are, the dog will sit there looking contempt and as soon as he sees an arse in his face he's away! There was one in particular with a Great Dane that wore tiny dog shoes :D mounted on top of this crazy girl, more hilarious than disgusting. But then the joke died when she, ahem, emptied Mutley's contents into a champagne glass and in extreme close-up drank the lot :(

    There is a video of a chimp shagging a woman but we could never get a hold of it :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,470 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Go to encyclopedia dramatica and click on the link that says you've been offended. A true man can look at every pic that comes up. i couldn't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    I'm a Something Awful goon, and I'm also a member of various WTF communities on Livejournal. I've seen plenty of nasties in my time...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I don't know if Ogrish is still about but that's one thing that I simply cannot expose myself to. Lots of vids of executions and stuff. I remember forcing some lads to watch BMI Pain Olympics and then when I said that beheadings were a thousand times worse they started trawling the internet trying to find some whilst I went back to playing Smash Bros.

    I told them they'd regret it and they did.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭0ubliette


    i dont get the whole 2G1C thing. I saw it and it just looked like ice cream. In fact im fairly sure it was ice cream. ive seen stuff a thousand times worse on 4chan put it that way


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  • Posts: 5,869 [Deleted User]


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Imagine the child...............a Hebra? Or would it be a Zorse?

    Both......

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Spankeh wrote: »
    Guy cutting off his testicles.
    Pics of a boy sawed in half
    Some mental fisting action in one video I seen
    A video in china of a lad on a scooter getting run over by a truck. (Utter splat action)
    Guy on webcam shoving a spoon down his japs eye.
    Some woman cutting a lads penis down the center.

    Im sure we remember the crush videos? Jap woman with highheals crushing kittens

    Sick shit
    Classics, every one of them! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    What about a horse having sex with a zebra?
    Inter-species erotica.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Terry wrote: »
    Inter-species erotica.
    Intruiging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Someone spending to much time on a certain website starting with r?

    rotton.com?

    nah that place is crap. Seen it first many many years ago, back in 97

    4chan is where you'll find the majority of internet sewer material.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Spankeh wrote: »
    Guy cutting off his testicles.
    Pics of a boy sawed in half
    Some mental fisting action in one video I seen
    A video in china of a lad on a scooter getting run over by a truck. (Utter splat action)
    Guy on webcam shoving a spoon down his japs eye.
    Some woman cutting a lads penis down the center.

    Im sure we remember the crush videos? Jap woman with highheals crushing kittens

    Sick shit
    http://images.southparkstudios.com/episodes/166179


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Terry wrote: »
    Because once you masturbate to japanese girls puking in each other's mouths there's no going back!


  • Registered Users Posts: 471 ✭✭Clytus


    Kold wrote: »
    I don't know if Ogrish is still about but that's one thing that I simply cannot expose myself to. Lots of vids of executions and stuff. I remember forcing some lads to watch BMI Pain Olympics and then when I said that beheadings were a thousand times worse they started trawling the internet trying to find some whilst I went back to playing Smash Bros.

    I told them they'd regret it and they did.


    Ogrish is still around...but have changed the name to liveleak
    But the more grusome vids have been classified over 18s and you need to register and log in.

    Couple of years back I saw the video of Jack Hensly being beheaded.......shock and awe doesnt even come close to describing what i felt.

    2girls1cup!!!....I wouldnt watch it...but stood across the room while some of my mates did!!!...judging by their reactions..Im still happy I didnt watch it....dont have much of a stomach for weird stuff like that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    I've seen most of the stuff mentioned here and loads of other sick sh!t but the worst thing ever has to be the crush vids. First one I saw made me feel physically sick, and even writing about them now fills me with disgust and anger. Its quite possible I'd end up in jail if I ever met anyone involved in any of those vids.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 471 ✭✭Clytus


    Wreck wrote: »
    I've seen most of the stuff mentioned here and loads of other sick sh!t but the worst thing ever has to be the crush vids. First one I saw made me feel physically sick, and even writing about them now fills me with disgust and anger. Its quite possible I'd end up in jail if I ever met anyone involved in any of those vids.


    Crush vids??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Clytus wrote: »
    Crush vids??

    Videos with women in high heels crushing various living animals - I've seen kittens and chicks, heard there are more. I strongly advise people not to watch them. Just to clarify, I found 2girls1cup quite mild, so you have been warned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Spankeh wrote: »
    rotton.com?

    nah that place is crap. Seen it first many many years ago, back in 97

    4chan is where you'll find the majority of internet sewer material.


    Shut uuuuuuuuup!
    Rules 1 & 2, dammit!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Wreck wrote: »
    I found 2girls1cup quite mild

    I nearly heaved :(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

    Note to self: never watch that. Ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Shut uuuuuuuuup!
    Rules 1 & 2, dammit!
    Meh.
    Bunch of skater boi Tom Cruise lovers.

    Also, please don't hotlink to any of those dodgy sites.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    1 & 2 pl0x.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    1 & 2 only applie to raids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    There's another one of a woman downing a pitcher of her own piss :eek:

    Now that's what I call "going on the piss!"

    Ba-dum-bum....pish!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Ziggurat


    Seeing a dog (I think, I'd rather forget the whole thing anyway) skinned alive. I don't even want to bring up any details save to say it's the only thing that has ever truly disgusted me.

    As for mr hands? Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.:pac:


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