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Scotsman And The Condom

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  • 22-07-2008 8:47pm
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    rocky25
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    A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist.

    The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom.

    The condom has a number of patches on it.

    He holds it up.

    "How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

    "Six pence," says the pharmacist.

    "How much for a new one?"

    "Ten pence."

    The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy.

    A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout.

    The Scot walks into the pharmacy again, and back to the pharmacist.

    "The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says.

    "We'll have a new one."


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    #2
    kmart6
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    Dooirty!:D


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    BetsyGray
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    Lovely :eek:


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    Carrigart Exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    rocky25 wrote: »
    A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist.

    The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom.

    The condom has a number of patches on it.

    He holds it up.

    "How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

    "Six pence," says the pharmacist.

    "How much for a new one?"

    "Ten pence."

    The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy.

    A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout.

    The Scot walks into the pharmacy again, and back to the pharmacist.

    "The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says.

    "We'll have a new one."

    yawn, lets do the English's job for them, tell jokes about tight Scots, thick paddies and sheep sh@gging Welsh


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Carrigart Exile wrote: »
    yawn,

    God, if you're that tired why don't you go to bed and leave us to the jokes!
    I liked it Rocky :D


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    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    Carrigart Exile wrote: »
    yawn, lets do the English's job for them, tell jokes about tight Scots, thick paddies and sheep sh@gging Welsh

    There should be a "**** off and get over yourself" button beside the thanks one...

    Good joke.


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Carrigart Exile wrote: »
    yawn, lets do the English's job for them, tell jokes about tight Scots, thick paddies and sheep sh@gging Welsh
    worm.gif


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    Carrigart Exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    passive wrote: »
    There should be a "**** off and get over yourself" button beside the thanks one...

    Good joke.

    garbage, it was a pile of p*ss


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Ha Ha now I get it, thats class rocky:D


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Carrigart Exile wrote: »
    garbage, it was a pile of p*ss

    Well, lets compare it to any of the jokes you've posted.....
    Hang on, where are your jokes? :p


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Carrigart Exile wrote: »
    garbage, it was a pile of p*ss



    Read the charter,
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054858721


    damn-process.gif


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Carrigart Exile infracted for negative comments on jokes.

    Read the Charter, use the thread rating system.


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    #13
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Rocky !!!
    I don't know where you get them, but you brighten up my days with those excellent jokes,
    thanks x x x.
    :o


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Rocky !!!
    I don't know where you get them, but you brighten up my days with those excellent jokes,
    thanks x x x.
    :o

    Get your coat Rocky,

    you've pulled.


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    #15
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    patmac wrote: »
    Get your coat Rocky, you've pulled.

    Why would Rocky need his coat ? :rolleyes:


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