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Who is she?

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  • 23-07-2008 9:34am
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    Adam
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    I was just looking up information on my provisional license, when all of a sudden BAM! This beauty appears out of nowhere! Who is she? What are her measurements (can't see much below the neck)? Would she go for a guy like me? Will this thread flatter her?

    My type of gal, if I met her I'd have to give her my number for fun or maybe more?
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    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Jigsaw will be turning in his grave;)


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    Xavi6
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    Hmmmm I think her car might just out run your bike :pac:


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    kaimera
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    jigsaw thread that way *points to thread*


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    #5
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I like her nose...


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    She's got huge hands, might end up embarrasing you.


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    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    She's got huge hands, might end up embarrasing you.

    By kicking his a$$ in the piano playing stakes?


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    dr.bollocko
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    That's a facebook angle picture if ever I saw one.
    Nice looking face, shame about the hooves sort of a trick.
    Run screaming buddy.


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    Steve_o
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    Her car key is as big as her head!!! :eek:


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    #10
    CountingCrows
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    She appears to be on her own with a L plate - somebody call the filth


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    connundrum wrote: »
    By kicking his a$$ in the piano playing stakes?

    I was thinking more flute playing stakes but I like where your coming from.


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    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That's a facebook angle picture if ever I saw one.
    Nice looking face, shame about the hooves sort of a trick.
    Run screaming buddy.
    Hooves? You mean her hands? I don't think they're thay big, it's the photo technique.


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    CountingCrows
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    She's got huge hands, might end up embarrasing you.

    You could plough fields with those hands


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    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Is someone trying to compete for Thread of the Year? Needs more originality methinks.


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    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Nice try mirror! I was thinking of doing something like this before the jigsaw thread came back but decided against it. Unlucky, son!


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    dr.bollocko
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    Mirror wrote: »
    Hooves? You mean her hands? I don't think they're thay big, it's the photo technique.

    Don't get me wrong.
    I'd still giggidy her gischmoigen.


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    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Naos wrote: »
    Is someone trying to compete for Thread of the Year? Needs more originality methinks.
    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Nice try mirror! I was thinking of doing something like this before the jigsaw thread came back but decided against it. Unlucky, son!

    Failed accusations! I just think she's gorgeous...


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    #18
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    As did Jigsaw... It's 10am. You drunk?


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    BaconZombie
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    from the picture Metadata "her" name is Ducky.....

    ÿØÿàDuckyÿØÿà


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    CountingCrows
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    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    from the picture Metadata "her" name is Ducky.....

    Ducky nickname might suggest a fat arse and hence the head shot


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    #21
    Saruman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    Is she the new boards Fás girl?
    By that i mean the new girl everyone is infatuated with :D


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    #22
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Not by a long shot. She's not that great tbh.


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    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Naos wrote: »
    As did Jigsaw... It's 10am. You drunk?

    If only! :D
    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    from the picture Metadata "her" name is Ducky.....

    ÿØÿàDuckyÿØÿà

    I can live with that...
    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Ducky nickname might suggest a fat arse and hence the head shot

    I know, this is why I need to know more! She could be a bit of a moon pig.
    Saruman wrote: »
    Is she the new boards Fás girl?
    By that i mean the new girl everyone is infatuated with :D

    Just me so far it seems, everyone else can apparently do better :rolleyes:
    Naos wrote: »
    Not by a long shot. She's not that great tbh.

    Different strokes!



    mmmm, stokes.....


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    #24
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    I would tbh.


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    #25
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Defenestrate wrote: »
    I would tbh.
    AH needs that thanks button.


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    Tha Gopher
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    Hmm, link is down now.

    Hand size? wtf like. The only thing that would pout me off hand wise would be Jeremy Beadlism or hair growth that would demand incarceration in St Clabberts home.


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    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    Hmm, link is down now.

    Hand size? wtf like. The only thing that would pout me off hand wise would be Jeremy Beadlism or hair growth that would demand incarceration in St Clabberts home.
    Still works for me :confused:

    +1 why would hand size bother you? Unless you feel inadequate in slightly larger hands...?


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    #28
    Tha Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Still nuffink :( Maybe my ISP has followed through on their threat of whacking anti stalking software on my system. Show me one person who doesnt look at over 900 Bebo profiles of teenage girls they dont know in an average day. ffs.


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    #29
    Saruman
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    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    Show me one person who doesnt look at over 900 Bebo profiles of teenage girls they dont know in an average day. ffs.

    Me but thats because i never thought about it. Good idea... i will consider this next time im bored at home :D


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    #30
    Naos
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    Her hand wasn't big really.

    It was just right up at the camera lens, while she was a foot away from it or so.


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    Defenestrate
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    Naos wrote: »
    Her hand wasn't big really.

    It was just right up at the camera lens, while she was a foot away from it or so.

    By jove, I think you're right! :eek:

    Thanks for clearing that up anyway, we were all thinking she had mutant hands.


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