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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Have you found anything more on your mystery gurl?
    No...I think I'll give up tbh. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Mirror wrote: »
    No...I think I'll give up tbh. :(

    Boo-urns... you should email the web dev's and ask for the advertising peoples contact details... (or find out yourself who they is...) then email them and ask can you either get details or can you have your details passed on...

    If your serious about it that is.. if not then type in a random word and google image it... ul find a new darling instantly...


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    person: Damien Butler
    nic-hdl: AAZ458-IEDR
    source: IEDR

    person: Hostmaster
    nic-hdl: AAE913-IEDR
    source: IEDR

    Boo-urns... you should email the web dev's and ask for the advertising peoples contact details... (or find out yourself who they is...) then email them and ask can you either get details or can you have your details passed on...

    If your serious about it that is.. if not then type in a random word and google image it... ul find a new darling instantly...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Alternatively, print out the picture, fashion it into a mask, and anyone can be her! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Alternatively, print out the picture, fashion it into a mask, and anyone can be her! :)
    Now that's thinking outside the box!


    Will you wear my mask? :o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Alternatively, print out the picture, fashion it into a mask, and anyone can be her! :)

    +1... you could even get a set of giant foam hands and make her complete...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Mirror wrote: »
    Now that's thinking outside the box!


    Will you wear my mask? :o

    I'm afraid not. I have too much to live for and cannot afford to end my days so soon, buried under Farmer O'Leary's Potato field! :eek:
    +1... you could even get a set of giant foam hands and make her complete...

    Gladiator hands maybe?


  • Registered Users Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo



    Gladiator hands maybe?


    Yup - They the ones!...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'm afraid not. I have too much to live for and cannot afford to end my days so soon, buried under Farmer O'Leary's Potato field! :eek:



    Gladiator hands maybe?
    Very well, you leave me no choice.


    7 months later

    "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Mirror wrote: »
    Very well, you leave me no choice.


    7 months later

    "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!"

    On second thought I dont think that girl would like you... :eek:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Mirror wrote: »
    Very well, you leave me no choice.


    7 months later

    "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!"

    all hope is now lost i'm afraid!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Mirror wrote: »
    Very well, you leave me no choice.


    7 months later

    "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!"
    On second thought I dont think that girl would like you... :eek:

    Dun dun dun, another one bites the dust!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh well :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,464 ✭✭✭MOH


    Adam wrote: »
    I was just looking up information on my provisional license, when all of a sudden BAM! This beauty appears out of nowhere! Who is she? What are her measurements (can't see much below the neck)? Would she go for a guy like me? Will this thread flatter her?

    My type of gal, if I met her I'd have to give her my number for fun or maybe more?

    You might have to travel a bit.

    Sorry for resurrecting an old thread, but I was looking at theory tests in other countries yesterday and I came across this.

    She's obviously an international specialist model, called upon worldwide whenever a road safety authority needs a picture of a learner driver.

    (actually, what's worse is that I immediately remembered this thread)


  • Registered Users Posts: 281 ✭✭AlkalineAcid


    :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    It's a stock photo: http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-4048811-learning-to-drive.php

    Taken by photographer Andrew Houghton it appears. You could probably get in touch with him and find out..... if you're still interesting in stalking her that is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    javaboy wrote: »
    It's a stock photo: http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-4048811-learning-to-drive.php

    Taken by photographer Andrew Houghton it appears. You could probably get in touch with him and find out..... if you're still interesting in stalking her that is.

    By now she's probably over 18 too, which is always a plus.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 281 ✭✭AlkalineAcid


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,434 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    ^^ jesus christ..


    anyway beware of birds with big hands..
    first off your cock looks smaller in them...you want a girl with dainty hands..it looks massive to them as well as you giving you that nice ego boost.
    Secondly..some girls like fingering your ass :eek:
    You don't want some mucksavage with fingers wider than your dick slamming into it...again the dainty little finger is grand and a lot less uncomfortable.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    Nodin wrote: »
    By now she's probably over 18 too, which is always a plus.....

    Did you see that porfollio on the site? It's faptasic! could it be the same girl all sluted up? ;)link.



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