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rocky25 · 2008-07-23 08:45:26

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" He says, "Aha!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.…

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23-07-2008 9:45am

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A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

She looks surprised and says,

I don't have a headache!"

He says, "Aha!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?

The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said the first,

"but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way –

'Take a clean dish and....'"

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