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Blonde Joke

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  • 23-07-2008 1:58pm
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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
    me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
    started.'

    Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

    The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
    the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says,

    'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

    He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . . . . . .. .

































    'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'


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    #2
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    two blondes were walking through Phoenix Park one night when ones asks the other "Cyndi, which is further away? The Moon or London?". Upon hearing this question Cyndi stops and shakes her head "are you stupid, or what? CAN YOU SEE LONDON!?"


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    Diddy Kong
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    An oldie but a goodie!! :D


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Good one Pat:D


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Good one Pat
    Based on a personal story eh? ;)


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    mickrourke wrote: »
    Good one Pat
    Based on a personal story eh? ;)

    Absolutely but she's ok now since she stopped dying the hair.


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    patmac wrote: »
    Absolutely but she's ok now since she stopped dying the hair.

    I still wouldn't eat them cornflakes though


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    mobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭mobby


    Like that, Good one :D


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    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    patmac wrote: »
    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.
    i heard this before but change the people with David Beckham and his wife, still a good one though :)


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