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Monkey joke

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  • 23-07-2008 4:31pm
    #1
    BetsyGray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭


    Why did the monkey get lost?













    Coz jungle's massive!


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    #2
    zAbbo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    There should be a ban on people making up there own jokes :(


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    #3
    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    How many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




    None, monkeys screw in trees!! :)


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    mickrourke
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    Where does a monkey cook his toast?



    Under a Gorilla


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    #5
    ericl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭ericl


    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

    In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

    The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

    "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

    "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


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    rocky25
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    Ah Monkeys...sure there all mad in the head:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIY_MQ5x4G4


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