If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

stevecrow74 · 24-07-2008 2:44am

why isnt athenry on the list???:mad::mad::mad: that would be my first choice

Xavi6 · 24-07-2008 3:06am

Mitchelstown is the only Cork place on the list so it wins by default.

I'd nuke Darndale as well if possible, and maybe Mullingar too.

PullMyFinger! · 24-07-2008 3:31am

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

glad to see nobody has voted for kilkenny!

Fixed that for you

A hen and stag party hellhole kip of the lowest order.

And what the fack is Langtons supposed to be exactly? Its a ballroom with a DJ on a stage ffs!

Never, ever again.

Crumble Froo · 24-07-2008 3:58am

absolutely none of the towns on poll havent had no votes... byebye dublin though...

Adyx · 24-07-2008 4:01am

CPT. SURF wrote: »

Ballyregret, Co. Kilkenny. I dare anyone to go there.

Fixed that for you.

Pighead · 24-07-2008 8:34am

qz wrote: »

Dundalk :pac:

Ridiculous. And whats even more ridiculous is the fact that Dundalk ahs recieved over 50% more votes than Athlone. What a sham.

Over the years Dundalk has gave us many great minds who have all improved society to some degree or other. Pigheads talking about your Dorothty McArdle, one of the finest playwrights of her generation (not counting men obviously), Thomas Coulter, probably Irelands greatest ever botanist and last but not least Peter Rice, world renowned Engineer and one of the head honchos who designed and built the Sydney Opera House.

Athlone on the other hand has given us Donna and Joe. Not bad in their day but even their own mother would admit that their stuff has aged very badly.

Leave Dundalk alone.

hussey · 24-07-2008 8:44am

Pighead wrote: »

Ridiculous. And whats even more ridiculous is the fact that Dundalk ahs recieved over 50% more votes than Athlone. What a sham.

Over the years Dundalk has gave us many great minds who have all improved society to some degree or other. Pigheads talking about your Dorothty McArdle, one of the finest playwrights of her generation (not counting men obviously), Thomas Coulter, probably Irelands greatest ever botanist and last but not least Peter Rice, world renowned Engineer and one of the head honchos who designed and built the Sydney Opera House.

Athlone on the other hand has given us Donna and Joe. Not bad in their day but even their own mother would admit that their stuff has aged very badly.

Leave Dundalk alone.

How did you leave out Andrea Corr?? Unless you did not want to remind people Jim "New World Order" Corr

Pighead · 24-07-2008 8:47am

hussey wrote: »

How did you leave out Andrea Corr?? Unless you did not want to remind people Jim "New World Order" Corr

Andrea was very close to making the list but when you decide to make you list a top three it is impossible for everybody to make it. Pigheads bets that if he had of stuck in Corr instead of say Coulter, you would have been posting "How did you leave out Thomas Coulter"
You can't please everybody hussey.

LouOB · 24-07-2008 8:56am

Everything outside Dublin TBH
As whats there!!!/// couple of sheep, fields, boggers and decentralised government offices - nothing worth saving really - bam

kraggy · 24-07-2008 10:37am

Clare Bear wrote: »

Couldn't agree more. Galway people are sneaky bastids too.

That's rich coming from a cute Cork hoor.

Galway's best place to live in Ireland. You're just jealous.

mike65 · 24-07-2008 10:41am

Was thinking about this, I voted Newcastle West mainly cos of the time I have spent in summer traffic, but I think a need a bouncing nuke to take out the following

Adare-Rathkeale-Newcastle West-Abbeyfeale-Castleisland the N21 would be a decent drive with them gone.

Mike.

Terry · 24-07-2008 12:46pm

Weidii wrote: »

Leixlip!

Nobody living in Kildare has an excuse for having a skanger accent.

What the fúck are ye sayin', bud?
I'll bleedin' kill yeh.

Really though, it is quite annoying hearing kids with skanger accents, when you know they have never lived in Dublin and their parents are from Kerry.

Anyway, I'd nuke Edenderry. Nothing good has ever come out of that place, except for the car I was in when I was getting the hell out of there.
That was a really horrible day.

Quazzie · 24-07-2008 12:47pm

Terry wrote: »

What the fúck are ye sayin', bud?
I'll bleedin' kill yeh.

Really though, it is quite annoying hearing kids with skanger accents, when you know they have never lived in Dublin and their parents are from Kerry.

Anyway, I'd nuke Edenderry. Nothing good has ever come out of that place, except for the car I was in when I was getting the hell out of there.
That was a really horrible day.

Finally a fellow edenderry hater.. woohoo.. I aint alone anymore!!

HalloweenJack · 24-07-2008 1:35pm

Cork. End all that PRC crap and get rid of that horrible accent.

Dublin a close second.

Mr. Incognito · 24-07-2008 1:37pm

Cork.

"What's that boy?"
"Where boy?"
"Up there in the sky like, up there boy, that thing falling"
"The sun?"
"No ya feen, that thing there boy, think it fell out of that plane there like"
"No-way boy"
"I'm Serious la"

BOOM

bill_ashmount · 24-07-2008 1:43pm

mike65 wrote: »

You can't nuke Cork, they're nuke free since 1992 (or whatever year that annoyingly smug sign says)

Mike.

bill_ashmount · 24-07-2008 1:46pm

SetantaL wrote: »

Cork.

"What's that boy?"
"Where boy?"
"Up there in the sky like, up there boy, that thing falling"
"The sun?"
"No ya feen, that thing there boy, think it fell out of that plane there like"
"No-way boy"
"I'm Serious la"

BOOM

Nobody in Cork says boy. People always get this wrong.

Mr. Incognito · 24-07-2008 1:49pm

Nobody in Cork says boy. People always get this wrong.

I lived and worked in Cork city for a year. Yes they do. Nuke em all.

*Somewhere deep in the Cork maternity hospital*

Nurse: What a beautiful child, what is it?
Father: It's a girl, boy
Nurse: Wow, a hermaphrodite

not yet · 24-07-2008 2:16pm

Just one town..............!!!!!

Everything outside Dublin. Oh hang on I have family in kilkenny so thats safe.

garrincha62 · 24-07-2008 2:20pm

Dundalk. Fundalk. Nuke it. Nonedalk.

Miss Fluff · 24-07-2008 2:57pm

Can we add Roscommon to the list? Nobody likes Roscommon.

meditraitor · 24-07-2008 3:03pm

And all the rugby shirt wearing wannnabees that sail in her

thelordofcheese · 24-07-2008 3:06pm

Well it looks like dublin is getting nuked, as it stands it has twice the votes of it's closest rival, limerick.

Time to drop the hammer.......

Kold · 24-07-2008 3:14pm

I don't think a lot of you are taking fallout into account... Was gonna say Limerick but went with somewhere a little more north...

IvaBigWun · 24-07-2008 4:33pm

stevecrow74 wrote: »

why isnt athenry on the list???:mad::mad::mad: that would be my first choice

Doesnt have to be on the list, the poll only gives 20 options. I chose the 20 biggest kips either I had been in, drove through or was reliably informed was a dive

blah · 24-07-2008 4:39pm

Dublin.

And I'm from Dublin.

Hauk · 24-07-2008 5:04pm

meditraitor wrote: »

And all the rugby shirt wearing wannnabees that sail in her

I live there! Although can I get out too before we set off the bomb?

There's a lot of scum as well!

Hauk

PrivateEye · 24-07-2008 5:21pm

Edgeworthstown,Longford.

Anyone else know it? There's a bypass there now, surely a gift from God.
A truly horrible, lifeless, ugly kip that could do with a nuke or two.

jor el · 24-07-2008 8:52pm

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Time to drop the hammer.......

Nuke, not hammer. We want a good loud bang. And it should be dropped on Gorey. If ever a town needed to be leveled and paved over, rather than just bypassed.

meditraitor · 25-07-2008 9:30am

Hauk wrote: »

I live there! Although can I get out too before we set off the bomb?

There's a lot of scum as well!

Hauk

The 33 is your best option:pac: as the train is always packed

If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

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