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If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

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#122 25-07-2008 9:33am
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Where are New Ross and Moat in the list?

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#123 25-07-2008 9:35am
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BigglesMcGee wrote: »

Where are New Ross and Moate in the list?

These were to obvious.... Moate :eek: FTW

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#124 25-07-2008 1:03pm
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Longford town, the whole county if possible.

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#125 25-07-2008 1:07pm
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Ballindereen, co Galway. I think it may only be a village, but god I hate it. It's just POINTLESS :mad:

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#126 25-07-2008 2:02pm
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I haven't read through the thread, just the poll results. I see that Dublin has 25% of the vote. Looks like the Boggers are out in force.

Well, you sh!t shoveling bastards, listen up. If it wasn't for the capital, you're parents and grandparents wouldn't have had any f*cking jobs and you cnuts would still be living in mud huts. Oh wait, most of you still are.

I picked Navan because that boil on it's arse, Kells, and it's surrounding area weren't on the list. Actually, scratch that. Just nuke the whole f*ckin' county.

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#127 25-07-2008 2:18pm
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DubTony wrote: »

I haven't read through the thread, just the poll results. I see that Dublin has 25% of the vote. Looks like the Boggers are out in force.

Well, you sh!t shoveling bastards, listen up. If it wasn't for the capital, you're parents and grandparents wouldn't have had any f*cking jobs and you cnuts would still be living in mud huts. Oh wait, most of you still are.

You're from cork, aren't ya.

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#128 25-07-2008 2:20pm
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DubTony wrote: »

I haven't read through the thread, just the poll results. I see that Dublin has 25% of the vote. Looks like the Boggers are out in force.

Well, you sh!t shoveling bastards, listen up. If it wasn't for the capital, you're parents and grandparents wouldn't have had any f*cking jobs and you cnuts would still be living in mud huts. Oh wait, most of you still are.

I picked Navan because that boil on it's arse, Kells, and it's surrounding area weren't on the list. Actually, scratch that. Just nuke the whole f*ckin' county.

I Like your style..... good honest posting (and true;))

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#129 26-07-2008 12:31pm
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SetantaL wrote: »

Cork.

"What's that boy?"
"Where boy?"
"Up there in the sky like, up there boy, that thing falling"
"The sun?"
"No ya feen, that thing there boy, think it fell out of that plane there like"
"No-way boy"
"I'm Serious la"

BOOM

Ah but leave Skibereen intact.

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#130 26-07-2008 8:44pm
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Cork

Whole county

With a really big nuke to make sure you completely burn the chip of their shoulder

If you happen to wipe out large parts of Kerry as an aside....
...meh, collateral damage

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#131 27-07-2008 1:03am
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Kilcoole, Co Wicklow.

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#132 27-07-2008 1:07am
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IvaBigWun wrote: »

.... which would you pick? Off the map, raised to the ground, surplus to any requirement, gone, nothing to see here folks.

Id have to go with Navan. Horrible to look at and the women all look like Shrek,

It's 'razed' to the ground, not 'raised'.

If thats already been corrected, my apologies, but I didnt think there'd be anything interesting in seeing a lot of people name towns.

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#133 27-07-2008 1:17am
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why didn't you put portlaoise as an option, if that place was bombed and new plans were made could be fantastic for the town.

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#134 27-07-2008 1:34am
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Nuke a town but add a city with a 1/3rd of the population in it.

Get out much ?

I have been in house parties with bigger populations than some of those 'towns' ffs.Lets make a nuke the dubs thread and disguise it as something interesting.

:rolleyes:

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#135 27-07-2008 4:16am
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d22ontour wrote: »

Nuke a town but add a city with a 1/3rd of the population in it.

Get out much ?

Im guessing a bit more than you

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#136 27-07-2008 10:46am
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Templemore

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#137 27-07-2008 2:31pm
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mike65 wrote: »

Newcastle West in with a shout for me.

Mike.

+1

Traffic nightmare.

Mountrath would have gotten my vote if it was an option.

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#138 27-07-2008 4:07pm
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IvaBigWun wrote: »

Im guessing a bit more than you

hahaha :pac::D:p

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#139 27-07-2008 6:21pm
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My god if i had a chance i would blow the f**k out of castledermot... :mad:Roadworks hell, nothing in it but a 2-3shops, chipper and a post office but full all year round of roadworks and dont anyone reply with "it will be worth it"

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#140 27-07-2008 6:23pm
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Definitely Ballyshannon. Mostly because there's nothing in it, but also....... Just because.........

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#141 27-07-2008 7:00pm
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Jaysus I reckon Ballyshannon isnt half as bad as Bundoran.. that place makes me cringe.

In towns it is the equivilant of seeing a fat pikey wearing clothes that is too small, you know its bad, but you cant stop staring

Also Knock, blow that fcukin dump up and take all the craw thumpin, zealous, bible clutching loopers with it.. sure wont they all get into heaven anyway...

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#142 27-07-2008 7:05pm
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Cork, Cause of all of this "People's Republic" ****e

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#143 27-07-2008 9:25pm
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Agent Smith wrote: »

Cork, Cause of all of this "People's Republic" ****e

You know I'm actually going to kick your ass for that, yeah?

Edit: I vote Agent Smith's house. Hehehe that'll learn him.

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#144 27-07-2008 10:05pm
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A series of nukes strategically positioned along the m50 so that Dublin becomes and island unto itself and Celbridge becomes the new captiol.

Then Celbridge...

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#145 27-07-2008 10:46pm
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Clara home of an Taoiseach(reason enough there) huge social housing and problems, closely followed by Manorhamilton spent a few hours there overheard some old ladies from the North having a conversation one said: If you lived here you'd gas yourself'

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#146 28-07-2008 12:37am
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BigglesMcGee wrote: »

Where are New Ross and Moat in the list?

Agreed.
New Ross is an absolute cesspit.
Constant layer of fog, rotting docks that aren't in use anymore and it's DIRT poor. Most of the town is a halting site and the rest is settled travelers. It's one of those towns that makes me embarrassed to be Irish.

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#147 28-07-2008 12:41am
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Cork.

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#148 28-07-2008 12:42am
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Wherever Pride Fighter's from :pac:

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#149 28-07-2008 12:47am
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I think Macroom in Co. Cork is a frontrunner to be nuked.Full of "knackers" and is a major bottleneck for traffic on a friday evening.About half an hour delays anyway. I wouldnt recommend having a night out there either, certainly not o'riadas night club anyway.A fight/scuffle with a total randomer is practically guaranteed even if you are'nt loking for it! Way too much social housing too.It seems to get some of the overflow from the city.Enough said...

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#150 28-07-2008 12:48am
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Agreed. Macroom is a sh1thole.

Although the social housing comment is unnecessary.

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#151 28-07-2008 12:59am
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Youre right.I shouldnt have said that but macroom does seem to have a LOT more of it than other towns in this part of the county.

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