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If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

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    #152
    j1smithy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 605 ✭✭✭j1smithy


    Has to be Granard

    There a scene in Micheal Collins set in Granard and it is pretty much the same now as it was back in 1916!


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    #153
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Theres nothing wrong with the town.

    Those Rathmullen RFC folk are what's wrong with the town. :p even if they do average an IQ/age of 15

    I voted Kilkenny, I remember trying to camp in a farmers field a few years ago and getting a bit of bother


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    #154
    Squiggle
    Registered Users Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Squiggle


    Portlaoise - by a country mile. A piece of grafitti I saw on a train once said it all " Please do not use the toilets when the train is stationary ........except at Portlaoise." :D


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    #155
    One Cold Hand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭One Cold Hand


    Bray. Shocking, shocking place.


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    #156
    Munya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Munya


    I always said I would nuke Longford (county not town) so I can't go back on that now.


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    #157
    Munya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Munya


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    Cork, Cause of all of this "People's Republic" ****e

    Cork rocks, and they have better accents than you :D


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    #158
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The more salient question would be:
    Where in Ireland would you actually not nuke?


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    #159
    Nightwish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    Its hard one...I cant choose between Cork or Dublin. If it was a town it would have to be Tipp Town. Probably the most depressing place in the world.


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    #160
    galwayrush
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    Drove through Tuam this morning, no bomb dropped there yet.:(


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    #161
    Munya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Munya


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    The more salient question would be:
    Where in Ireland would you actually not nuke?

    Trabolgan! and Clara Lara if that place is still open...


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    #162
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    how waterford didnt make it onto the list is beyond me.


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    #163
    mobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭mobby


    Castledermot . But what waste of a good nuke


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    #164
    Chakar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭Chakar


    Boyle, Co. Roscommon.


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    #165
    Munya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Munya


    Weidii wrote: »
    Leixlip!

    Nobody living in Kildare has an excuse for having a skanger accent.
    Blah forget their accents, the way they dress bothers me. I see Leixlip as the next Neilstown but I could never nuke it.


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    #166
    MJOR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Buttevant


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    #167
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Celbridge, Mulhuddart and Urlingford are all crying out for a good H-bombing.


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    #168
    Munya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Munya


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    Celbridge, Mulhuddart and Urlingford are all crying out for a good H-bombing.

    lmao @ me only knowing one of those


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    #169
    Silver33
    Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭Silver33


    manorhamilton Co leitrim - depressing spot
    Moate also.. thank God its bypassed.


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    #170
    A_M101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭A_M101


    I HATE Athy and everything about it and anyone who looks like they might come from there.


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    #171
    SnuggaponyKelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭SnuggaponyKelly


    i voted ballbriggan but i would also have to say bray and moate


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    #172
    MJOR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    skeenarinky


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    #173
    Vinegar Hill
    Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭Vinegar Hill


    Dublin


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    #174
    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭DenMan


    That's a tough one alright. I would say supposed if I was pushed it would be Sligo. It can be a depressing town and doesn't really offer anything regarding the music I like. Right now it is almost like a ghost town. Last night it most definitely was. A close second would be Longford in that it seems to be filled with very pretentious people (not sure why!!!). Also Enniskillen is another possibility in that it seems very alien, people rarely talk to you and you are constantly getting the feeling that you really shouldn't be there. (had to mention it even though it's not on the list) A nuclear holocaust is definitely being considered right now.


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    #175
    galah
    Registered Users Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭galah


    Moate (even though it's bypassed now - years of bein 'stuck' there are not easily forgotten.)
    Same goes for Ennis.

    Tuam is pretty horrible, too.

    Oh, and Gort.


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    #176
    PrivateEye
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    Somebody mentioned Boyle. Spot on. Dive of a place. My family are from Frenchpark, not a million miles away- and we hate Boyle with a passion.

    I'd rather be boiled in oil than oiled in Boyle as they say.

    Cork, Cause of all of this "People's Republic" ****e

    Even better when they put 'Freestate Mick' on their Peoples Republic shirts. It's the 'real capital of Ireland' don't you know :rolleyes: Down their yesterday, the people are a good laugh actually- I'm fond of the place deep down....but don't tell anyone that. Worth a weekend break at least.

    I cant read,
    and I can't write
    But that doesn't really matter.
    I support 'Cark' City
    and I can drive a tractor....


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    #177
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    where's carlow in that poll???:rolleyes:


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    #178
    andrewie
    Registered Users Posts: 631 ✭✭✭andrewie


    Naaaaavan!


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    #179
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    A 3-way tie between Granard, Tuam, and Letterkenny.

    All of them are shítholes.


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    #180
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    brazilicious wrote: »
    where's carlow in that poll???:rolleyes:

    *raps*

    Ive a pain in my hole repeating this (baby)

    A Boards poll only has 20 options (baby)


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    #181
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    tritium wrote: »
    Cork

    Whole county

    With a really big nuke to make sure you completely burn the chip of their shoulder

    I think 70% of Culchies have a similar huge chip on their shoulder when they come upto Dublin. They seem to presume that we automatically think that they're as thick as dogsh!te and inferior to us.



    We dont.



    That comes later ;)


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