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If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

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    #182
    MJOR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Munya wrote: »
    Cork rocks, and they have better accents than you :D

    Up the rebels!!! Woo Hoo


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    #183
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Why is it "rebels" btw? What exactly are you rebelling against and how can we assist you?


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    #184
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    It's rebels because they rebel against tipping people in restaurants and speaking in a non hilarious manner.
    After driving through that ludicrous hole of a town they call a city, it appears they also rebel against parking and two way roads.


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    #185
    showry
    Registered Users Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭showry


    It would have to be Dundalk,
    went up there for a league of Ireland play off in 97,
    lost 3-0 and spent the 90 minutes avoiding the (full) cans of harp being thrown at us,


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    #186
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    It's rebels because they rebel against tipping people in restaurants and speaking in a non hilarious manner.
    After driving through that ludicrous hole of a town they call a city, it appears they also rebel against parking and two way roads

    Ah I see!

    Ok, Cork nuked, wiped out, no more.

    But we simply have to extract Skibereen first and bring it to a happier place.


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    #187
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    TPD wrote: »
    It's 'razed' to the ground, not 'raised'.

    Happiness in 4 easy steps:

    1) PM Hulabaloo

    2) Ask for access to the Spell Czechs forum

    3) Read this

    4) Apply for one of these


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    #188
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Big mistake trying to Nuke Cork, they would only come back and beat us in the second half of the battle.:rolleyes:


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    #189
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Ask Hiroshima what the second half of a nuke battle is like.....


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    #190
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Happiness in 4 easy steps:

    1) PM Hulabaloo

    2) Ask for access to the Spell Czechs forum

    3) Read this

    4) Apply for one of these

    Ouch.



    That's pwnage.


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    #191
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No cork on the list?


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    #192
    Heisenberg.
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    #193
    Zonda999
    Registered Users Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Big mistake trying to Nuke Cork, they would only come back and beat us in the second half of the battle.:rolleyes:

    Indeed.By your own logic, Kilkenny will be the next to be nuked:D


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    #194
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,440 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    The Scientist wrote: »
    Whats wrong with Baile Mhisteala?

    The fact that your'e calling it Baile Mhisteala for a start!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #195
    crosstownk
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    Ballahadreen - dreary place, plus it slows me down on my way to Castlebar.
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    #196
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,440 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    crosstownk wrote: »
    Ballahadreen - dreary place, plus it slows me down on my way to Castlebar.

    But if we nuke Castlebar, as we wanted to earlier, than you won't have to go there!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #197
    Redshift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,486 ✭✭✭Redshift


    Was in Longford today and my god it's a disaster, failing that castlebar and it's never ending road works.


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    #198
    invincibleirish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,219 ✭✭✭invincibleirish


    Carrigaline


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    #199
    Toto Wolfcastle
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    Ballyporeen. Drove down there today, did a u-turn, and drove back home!


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    #200
    BogWog
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    I would have said Lusk. Co. Dublin but it wasn't on the list so I settled for Drogheda. Nobody would miss that ****hole.


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    #201
    Heisenberg.
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    #202
    Munya
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    BogWog wrote: »
    I would have said Lusk. Co. Dublin but it wasn't on the list

    I drove through that place, it was really strange.


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    #203
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    The Scientist wrote: »
    Lol, Bally! Grand spot, home to Ronald Regans grandparents...

    Does George Bush have any close relatives in Ireland?

    *rubs index Nuke finger*


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    #204
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    There should be no 'anywhere in Limerick' option, how about just plain Limerick City! Ok not a town as such, but with the amount of scum living there, and large parts of it resembling Baghdad, a good nuking would sort a lot of that out. I was tempted to say Newcastle West, but its a little too near me for my own safety :D

    The following towns should not be in the poll, certainly not amongst the country's 20 biggest holes: Kilmallock, Kilkenny, Mitchelstown, Enniskerry.


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    #205
    ickythump
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    Longford! and i grew up there...says a lot...


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    #206
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    ickythump wrote: »
    Longford! and i grew up there...says a lot...
    no disrepectin ya, but i would tend to agree with you. Very shabby place.


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    #207
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Dublin isnt that bad surely?

    23%!


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    #208
    TeletextPear
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    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Dublin isnt that bad surely?

    23%!

    depends what part youre talking about :p


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    #209
    Cody montana
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    Mallow, What an utter hole of a town.


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    #210
    madser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭madser


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Dublin isnt that bad surely?

    23%!
    Thats just jelousy:rolleyes:


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    #211
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    madser wrote: »
    Thats just jelousy:rolleyes:

    :confused:

    Of?

    the other 19 choices?

    Connemara?

    The South Of France?

    Madagascar?

    The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?



    You just posted the internet equivalent of "ner ner, ner ner nerr"


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