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  • 23-07-2008 9:35pm
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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    As an antidote to Rocky The 'half man - half joke book' Cyborgs excellent jokes, here's some groaners :eek:


    I came home last night and there was a big spider in the bath.
    I wouldn't have minded but it'd used all the f*cking hot water.

    For my wife's last birthday I paid for her to have 10 sessions with a personal trainer.
    Now when I say "heel!" she does as she's told.

    I got a job as Brian Cowens's hairdresser.
    On my first day, I drove up to the gates at the Dail and said to the policeman...
    'I've come to do Brian Cowens hair - can you let me in to the car park, please?'
    He said 'Have you got a permit?'
    I said 'No, I'm just taking a bit off the back.'

    Now - Hands up who feels sick?


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