Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

best restaurant in town!

Options
  • 24-07-2008 12:50am
    #1
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭


    A couple are walking past a restuarant when they spot a sign in the window

    which reads NO MENU!! IF WE DONT HAVE WHAT YOU WANT EVERYTHING ELSE IS FREE!

    so they go in and sit down and the waiter asks what they would like

    woman says "ill have a zebra steak and chips please!giggling!


    man says "and ill have elephants balls on toast please!"sniggering

    half an hour later theres no sign of their food and theres an almighty row going on in the kitchen with the waiter and the chef

    eventually the the waiter comes out and puts down the womans dinner and says "zebra steak and chips madam"

    he then turns to the man and says "im sorry sir but in all of 20 years working here this is the first time we could not fulfill a order !"

    "hah!! i knew you wouldnt have had elephants balls!!!"says the man feeling very proud of himself





    "no no sir its not that !!we ran out of bread!!"


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    "no no sir its not that !!we ran out of bread!!"


    He didn't order bread he ordered toast ?


  • Options
    #3
    lorweld
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭lorweld


    dh0661 wrote: »
    He didn't order bread he ordered toast ?


    And whats toast made out of?:rolleyes:


  • Options
    #4
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    lorweld wrote: »
    And whats toast made out of?:rolleyes:

    Don't tell me that you need bread to make toast ?????????? :confused: :mad: :rolleyes:


Advertisement