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Chat up lines

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  • 24-07-2008 9:46pm
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    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭


    So whats the best/funniest chat up lines you've heard?


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    dublinario
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭dublinario


    Great thread Danh789. You're doing a super job.


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    #3
    ???
    Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭???


    Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?


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    #4
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I like to walk up to the fattest ugliest chick in the whole bar and say "Hi Danh789's ma. How's yer belly for a lodger?"


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    #5
    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    Do your pants have mirrors on them? Coz I can see myself in them tonight...


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    JP Liz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,588 ✭✭✭JP Liz


    "Do you work for royal mail?" I was just admiring your package


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    Fauldy Banny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Fauldy Banny


    "Your eyes are like diamonds, your hair's like the wind, can I ride ye!"
    This actually worked for someone I know.


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    laurak265
    Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭laurak265


    Are your parents thieves? Cos they stole the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes!


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    Poker Engineer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭Poker Engineer


    hi i think you just dropeed something.....your jaw!!!:D


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    Vic Vinegar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Vic Vinegar


    laurak265 wrote: »
    Are your parents thieves? Cos they stole the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes!

    Bleurgh.....:)


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    #11
    master-d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭master-d


    Nice legs ......What time do they open at?


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    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    surprise!!!!!! Buttsekz


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Nice shoes !, Wanna fu*k ?


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Can I dock my Submarine in your Harbour,

    It's full of Seamen :rolleyes:


    Yarrrrrrrr :D


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    #15
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Fancy going halves on a b@stard?


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    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Does this coke taste like rohypnol to you?


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    #18
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    You'll do.


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    #19
    Glittergirl
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭Glittergirl


    My brother saw this girl in a pub .... went over to her table and said "will ya mind me pint" ... then headed to the loo.......

    That was 2 years ago ... and he married the same girl a few weeks ago!!!!

    :cool:


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    chavezychavez
    Registered Users Posts: 962 ✭✭✭chavezychavez


    "Get your coat b1*ch, you've been picked"

    And I actually know a guy who used that one word for word. For some strange reason, it didn't work.:)


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    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    If its true, that you are what you eat...i could be you by the morning:D

    This face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it


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    #22
    W123-80's
    Registered Users Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭W123-80's


    Walk up to a girl, confidently yet slightly sheepish... apologise for interupting her and ask if she has a couple of seconds to spare. Tell her you know what you are about to ask is very corny and old, but your friend is extremely shy...... proceed to pointing out a random bloke or your friend at the other end of the bar.. "See my friend over there..?" at this stage its important not to lose her.. she will be rolling her eyes to heaven. "He is eceptionally shy and asked me to approach you. He was just wondering if you'd kiss me?"


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