Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Russian Woman

Options
  • 25-07-2008 5:40am
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

















    What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab :D


  • Options
    #3
    Carrigart Exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    hussey wrote: »
    I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab :D


    Do Canadians eat Beaver meat


  • Options
    #4
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Hagar wrote: »
    .On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

    I'm sorry Hagar, I find this highly unlikely, even if it is a joke - what husband ever wants to go shopping with his wife?

    Unless it's to a sex shop of course ;)


  • Options
    #5
    bazwaldo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭bazwaldo


    hussey wrote: »
    I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab :D

    She might have gotten a few kippers.

    Which reminds me of one. What did the blind man say when he went into a fish shop?

    Hello ladies


  • Options
    #6
    h57xiucj2z946q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭h57xiucj2z946q


    if she wants fish?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    RoHunter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭RoHunter


    haha


  • Options
    #8
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    hussey wrote: »
    I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab :D

    Bend over backwards of course.:p


Advertisement