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Telling your parents about your first time.

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  • #152
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    MJOR wrote: »
    Right I wasn't expecting people to pick up on the chicken nugget thing... maybe it was more like a goujon just weird shaped and tiny. Nice guy though...

    :eek:


  • #153
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    brianthebard wrote: »
    :eek:

    I know ya! I stayed with hime for a while but really eventhough it was my first time doing the do I knew it wasn't up to much:o


  • #154
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Maybe if you didn't compare his manhood to processed bits of chicken he would have been better able to please...


  • #155
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Maybe if you didn't compare his manhood to processed bits of chicken he would have been better able to please...

    Or maybe upped it to a drumstick at least.
    Even a wing is better than a nugget.
    Poor feller.


  • #156
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    MJOR wrote: »
    Right I wasn't expecting people to pick up on the chicken nugget thing... maybe it was more like a goujon just weird shaped and tiny. Nice guy though...
    I just laughed out loud at work and all the women were asking me what's so funny.


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  • #157
    CheapStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭CheapStuff


    You just say Da Ma I met a nice fella and he loves me ass... job done


  • #158
    Frisbee
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    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    I just laughed out loud at work and all the women were asking me what's so funny.


    +1
    This is getting a good laugh in the office... :p


  • #159
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Or maybe upped it to a drumstick at least.
    Even a wing is better than a nugget.
    Poor feller.

    Well if he'd had one like a drumstick i'd have said lol!! :D


  • #160
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Maybe if you didn't compare his manhood to processed bits of chicken he would have been better able to please...

    Ah i never said it to him!!!!


  • #161
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    :D
    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    I just laughed out loud at work and all the women were asking me what's so funny.

    LOL


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  • #162
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Oh my God!!! His poor little mcwilly:o


  • #163
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    MJOR wrote: »
    Oh my God!!! His poor little mcwilly:o
    I guess it wasn't much of a happy meal. :(


  • #164
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    I guess it wasn't much of a happy meal. :(


    Well I'll put it this way... not much chance of me choking on it!


  • #165
    CheapStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭CheapStuff


    this is probably THE worst and lamest joke so far on boards.

    Chicken Nugget = cock, ok we get it.


  • #166
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    CheapStuff wrote: »
    this is probably THE worst and lamest joke so far on boards.

    Chicken Nugget = cock, ok we get it.

    Jaysus. MJOR is this the dood?
    So as a corollary to your above theorem of chicken nugget = cock,
    cheap stuff = chicken nugget?
    Any one got any history in mathematics can prove this by induction?


  • #167
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Jaysus. MJOR is this the dood?

    It might very well be! LOL.


  • #168
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Hahaha.

    Anyway, back on topic, I'm the brother of the OP (The guy who's dad turned round to and made the gay joke). I never really went into detail with my parents because unlike my brother who's girlfriend is long distance and it's kinda a big deal, I always just went with local girls so no questions ever got asked.

    Got into a few conversations with my dad in the past, but he get's a bit too nosey so I tend to just smile and change the subject as I find it borderline creepy.


  • #169
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    Hahaha.

    Anyway, back on topic, I'm the brother of the OP (The guy who's dad turned round to and made the gay joke). I never really went into detail with my parents because unlike my brother who's girlfriend is long distance and it's kinda a big deal, I always just went with local girls so no questions ever got asked.

    Got into a few conversations with my dad in the past, but he get's a bit too nosey so I tend to just smile and change the subject as I find it borderline creepy.


    I never spoke to my parents about it.... Its kinda not something I could've talked to my parents about...

    The most I ever got from them talk wise was my Dad saying "If you come home pregnant we can deal with it but if you come in and tell me you have an STD i'll kill ya" "theres no excuse in this day and age"

    My Dad was older but quite forward thinking


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