Food For Thought

rocky25

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected

2 litres of low fat milk,

a carton of eggs,

2 litres of orange juice,

a head of lettuce,

half a dozen tomatoes

500g jar of coffee

and a 250g pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,

a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,

" You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,

but she was intrigued bythe derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt

and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,

"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct.

But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're one ugly bitch ."

delspeed78

Briillant!!!....I lol'd.

selfbuildkk

I also lol'd so loudly for such a long time

darkskol

have heard this so many times before still gets a giggle