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True Story - apparently

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  • 26-07-2008 3:34pm
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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    This drunk (oh alright then, it was me) stumbles into the library in Rathmines and makes his way up to the counter, knocking over a leaflet stand as he passes.
    He looks up at the librarian and shouts:
    'Burger and Chips please!'
    The librarian adjusts the glasses on her nose and says:
    Excuse me! Do you know where you are? This is a library!'
    'I'm sorry' replies the drunk and whispers
    'Burger and Chips please'


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    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiL79oxxfIE


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    yeah, thats me alright, but my hairs a bit longer now


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    mickrourke wrote: »
    yeah, thats me alright, but my hairs a bit longer now


    You told me you were going to get it cut:mad:

    And the obvious Bleached hair :rolleyes:

    Shocked :eek:, I am,Shocked:eek:


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    rocky25 wrote: »
    You told me you were going to get it cut:mad:

    And the obvious Bleached hair :rolleyes:

    Shocked :eek:, I am,Shocked:eek:

    Yeah but I haven't bleached it where it counts, if you know what i mean, and i have kept it nice and short down there, just as you like it Rocky ;)
    Mind you, the skin suit is a bit itchy.
    (Note to self: Must use less hairy girls next time)


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    avatar_8092.gif

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    A Laugh Bag…it’s gonna go off…Arrrggggghhhhh

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    Arrrggggghhhhh
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    Humans....He He...There funny :P


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    TeletextPear
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    jimmy carr, well old


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    #8
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    i am not old! i am 65


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    TeletextPear wrote: »
    jimmy carr, well old

    He's only mid 30's at most, bit off topic tbh.


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    TeletextPear wrote: »
    jimmy carr, well old


    My missus drives a Jimmy Jeep :D


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