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dak · 2008-07-26 16:48:39

Bloke goes into the pub and says to the barman: 'i'll have a pint of bitter please' Barman replies: 'sorry we don't sell bitter here' Bloke says: 'well ok, i'll have a pint of guinness then' Barman answers: 'sorry we don't sell any ales, we've only got this new stuff called "rat"' Bloke says: 'ok i'll have a half of rat…

26-07-2008 05:48PM

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Bloke goes into the pub and says to the barman: 'i'll have a pint of bitter please'

Barman replies: 'sorry we don't sell bitter here'

Bloke says: 'well ok, i'll have a pint of guinness then'
Barman answers: 'sorry we don't sell any ales, we've only got this new stuff called "rat"'

Bloke says: 'ok i'll have a half of rat please'

Barman takes a rat out from under the counter, chops it in half, puts the tail end in a glass and gives it to the bloke.

Bloke says: 'i can't drink that!'

Barman asks: 'why not?'

Bloke replies: 'it's got no head on it.'

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