The Spanish

barnacle

Thief. Scumbag.

Was out last night... Turks Head. On the dance floor, so I put my new expensive Quiksilver zippy top down on the seat to the right of where we were dancing. In line of sight, with regular checking involved so it should be grand right?

No. Queue 2.30 am when we decided to leave. Went to get my zippy and it was gone. All my mates jackets were there. Mine wasnt. Went outside and saw some Spanish dude, with my jacket. Beeline to the Spanish thief. A bit of verbal harrassment. Him claiming it was his, me claiming it was mine. Him claiming it was his was ridiculous. Twas two sizes to big for him I'd say. The Barnacle is not a violent person, but he had had enough, he'd even given the bastardo an easy way out by saying "Maybe you picked it up by mistake, no harm no foul?" and the Barnacle was getting ready to attack, when scumbag 1's buddy walks over, the Barnacle is pretty big, but Spanish scumbag 2 was a LOT bigger, so the Barnacle throws some abuse back at them, telling them what he thinks of them, and leaves it, because the Barnacle's friends still arent outside yet.

It was definately my jacket. I had passed yer man earlier in the night, and he was jacketless. Fooking tools.

That. Is. All.

Barnacle

DEmeant0r

Oh yes, label every spaniard as thieves because of one idiot, good going.

Also... "The Barnacle"? Are you Pighead?

Nothingcompares

that's pretty **** man. hard luck.

the thief could have been of any nationality I wouldn't associate spanish with general pilfering than I would another nationality.

Raoul

Thats why your mammy use to write your name on the labels of your coats.

Tar.Aldarion

I wouldn't have let them off with that, stay by him til your friends come out and there are usually cops around after clubs/pubs. Happened to a friend(irish person stole it, irish are scumbags) and she got a police guy to get it back.

Kiera

Woohoo generalisation FTW!!

KnifeWRENCH

Barnacle I'm sorry about your jacket - that sucks.
But labelling every Spanish person as a thief and scumbag is stupid.
There are some thieves and scumbags of every nationality. If the person who stole your jacket was Irish, would you start a thread saying:

The Irish. Thieves. Scumbags.

thefinalstage

Was the fella fairly pissed?

BTW: The few Spanish I have met in my time have been very loud and vocal. I go well with them :P.

Dudess

OP, are you trolling or just stupid?

DonJose

At least your mates kept your seat

Kiera

Dudess wrote: »

OP, are you trolling or just stupid?

I'm thinking the latter?

FruitLover

This is pathetic. Calling 45 million people thieves because you're pissed off with one of them is sheer laziness on your part. You can't even be arsed engaging your brain without venting.

barnacle

Dudess I am neither trolling or stupid.
He was on his way anyway. I was completely sober. I don't drink anymore.

Yes the Irish are thieves an scumbags. It's bad enough having to worry about your own people. Ah well, I suppose at least the tourists are embracing our culture.

Mossy Monk

The whole world is a scumbag.

Tar.Aldarion

The world is a scumbag, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage

Now Im naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got when you feel the same

Tell me Im the only one
Tell me theres no other one
Jesus was an only son
Tell me Im the chosen one
Jesus was an only son for you

Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
And I still believe that I cannot be saved

BaconZombie

Are just keep a load of decapitated squirrel heads in your jacket pocket...., that way you'll defensibly know if is yours or not.....

Raoul wrote: »

Thats why your mammy use to write your name on the labels of your coats.

Timans

The OP must be drunk or something like all the Irish.

thefinalstage

Timans wrote: »

The OP must be drunk or something like all the Irish.

Oh no you di-ent!

Kiera

Timans wrote: »

The OP must be drunk or something like all the Irish.

Haha brilliant!

Jordon

Mossy Monk wrote: »

The whole world is a scumbag.

I hear you {{{{hugs}}}}



:D:D:D:D:D:D

Adam

Quicksilver? Srsly?

Kiera

Mirror wrote: »

Quicksilver? Srsly?

Really, A? Do i not recall a pic of you in a Qsilver t-shirt?

all the stars

OP

Matter of point : cloakrooms usually are €2 max - worth the investment if you care about your jacket...

Also, everyones a scumbag! now - no segregation or discrimination aginst any 1 group - yer all shoite!

Adam

Kiera wrote: »

Really, A? Do i not recall a pic of you in a Qsilver t-shirt?

Do you? Was it the one I spilled tea on? That day was a Sunday, we were very hungover (hence the tea), and I was wearing no less than three items of clothing that didn't belong to me on account of staying over in a friends house and waking up smelly!

Adam

all the stars wrote: »

OP

Matter of point : cloakrooms usually are €2 max - worth the investment if you care about your jacket...

Also, everyones a scumbag! now - no segregation or discrimination aginst any 1 group - yer all shoite!

Why don't I give you a spoon and you can eat my ass! :pac:

Kiera

Mirror wrote: »

Do you? Was it the one I spilled tea on? That day was a Sunday, we were very hungover (hence the tea), and I was wearing no less than three items of clothing that didn't belong to me on account of staying over in a friends house and waking up smelly!

Yeah! I love Qsilver!

Timans

Mirror wrote: »

Why don't I give you a spoon and you can eat my ass! :pac:

When I got to do it, you charged me, now you're handing it around willy nilly? Not impressed.

all the stars

Mirror wrote: »

Why don't I give you a spoon and you can eat my ass! :pac:

lard aint my thang.......

rediguana

Typical Spanish, grabbing everything they can get their grubby, Pata Negresque, Iberian-ass paws on.

I left my beautiful E200 coat at the side of the dance floor in CopperFaceJacks a few weeks ago; I staggered back to where I'd left it when the lights (eventually) blinded me, but it wasn't there anymore.

I've been licking my wounds since, and mulling over how evil the world is.

There should be some facility in clubs where one can leave in clothes or bags, or whatever, maybe pay a small fee, and then get them back at the end of the night.

Adam

rediguana wrote: »

Typical Spanish, grabbing everything they can get their grubby, Pata Negresque, Iberian-ass paws on.

I left my beautiful E200 coat at the side of the dance floor in CopperFaceJacks a few weeks ago; I staggered back to where I'd left it when the lights (eventually) blinded me, but it wasn't there anymore.

I've been licking my wounds since, and mulling over how evil the world is.

There should be some facility in clubs where one can leave in clothes or bags, or whatever, maybe pay a small fee, and then get them back at the end of the night.

Dide you then go home with a nurse and claim to had football practice to make your escape the next morning?

Adam

Timans wrote: »

When I got to do it, you charged me, now you're handing it around willy nilly? Not impressed.

If you kill all_the_stars you can have the next one for free

rediguana

Mirror wrote: »

Dide you then go home with a nurse and claim to had football practice to make your escape the next morning?

As if I'd bother making an excuse to a nurse.

Timans

Mirror wrote: »

If you kill all_the_stars you can have the next one for free

Ok, but this time I want a knife and fork.

FunkZ

I went to a boarding school, and there were planty of Spanish there.

I'd say all of one wasn't a thief out of the 30 in my year. Some were sound, but I wouldn't trust them. And we did catch a few stealing.

The ones in the other years didn't seem better either, and I've heard bad things about them

Then working as a security guard for a while we had caught plenty of Spanish.

But... I do love Torres!

ronano

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

The world is a scumbag, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage

Now Im naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got when you feel the same

Tell me Im the only one
Tell me theres no other one
Jesus was an only son
Tell me Im the chosen one
Jesus was an only son for you

Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
And I still believe that I cannot be saved

that was pretty lame,you changed one word! laaaaaaazy

Adam

rediguana wrote: »

As if I'd bother making an excuse to a nurse.

Are you sure?

Adam

Timans wrote: »

Ok, but this time I want a knife and fork.

Be gentle

And I want to drink out of his empty skull.

Tar.Aldarion

ronano wrote: »

that was pretty lame,you changed one word! laaaaaaazy

That's all the effort I would use for the thread.

rediguana

Mirror wrote: »

Are you sure?

Yeah, I heard that on the radio on the way to work. I thought it was crazy of a radio station to get involved in something like that. After making a clean getaway, that poor guy is entitled to live his own life back in Birmingham. He'd be so unhappy if some B-Grade DJ and foolish girl were to track him down to his English Idyll and try to shoehorn him into a life he didn't sign up to.

For shame, Ray, you motherf**k*r!

Sherifu

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Oh yes, label every spaniard as thieves because of one idiot, good going.

Also... "The Barnacle"? Are you Pighead?

Points I would have made. That is all. ¬_¬

fredzer

barnacle wrote: »

Thief. Scumbag.

Was out last night... Turks Head. On the dance floor, so I put my new expensive Quiksilver zippy top down on the seat to the right of where we were dancing. In line of sight, with regular checking involved so it should be grand right?

No. Queue 2.30 am when we decided to leave. Went to get my zippy and it was gone. All my mates jackets were there. Mine wasnt. Went outside and saw some Spanish dude, with my jacket. Beeline to the Spanish thief. A bit of verbal harrassment. Him claiming it was his, me claiming it was mine. Him claiming it was his was ridiculous. Twas two sizes to big for him I'd say. The Barnacle is not a violent person, but he had had enough, he'd even given the bastardo an easy way out by saying "Maybe you picked it up by mistake, no harm no foul?" and the Barnacle was getting ready to attack, when scumbag 1's buddy walks over, the Barnacle is pretty big, but Spanish scumbag 2 was a LOT bigger, so the Barnacle throws some abuse back at them, telling them what he thinks of them, and leaves it, because the Barnacle's friends still arent outside yet.

It was definately my jacket. I had passed yer man earlier in the night, and he was jacketless. Fooking tools.

That. Is. All.

Barnacle

Hey Barnacle, you should have blamed a nurse for stealing your jacket... at least one that wasn't Spanish. Think you would have got a little more sympathy!;)

marco murphy

Had to be mexican, thieving bastards

fredzer

http://bp0.blogger.com/_vWzTFrjiEaw/RfuAoPtnulI/AAAAAAAAAKs/zKK5ksdV428/s320/front.jpg

'quick he's getting away!'

FunkZ

ronano wrote: »

that was pretty lame,you changed one word! laaaaaaazy

She knew no one was gonna bother reading a post that long.

Fair play for calling it like it is though!

Kiera

FunkZ wrote: »

She knew no one was gonna bother reading a post that long.

Fair play for calling it like it is though!

Ah Tar strikes again

Adam

Kiera wrote: »

Ah Tar strikes again

Hey, leave Tara alone! :mad: She's sweet

Timans

I heard she get's her tits out really easily though.

FunkZ

Kiera wrote: »

Ah Tar strikes again

Errr (s)he? :P

SimpleSam06

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

The world is a scumbag, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage

Now Im naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got when you feel the same

Tell me Im the only one
Tell me theres no other one
Jesus was an only son
Tell me Im the chosen one
Jesus was an only son for you

Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
And I still believe that I cannot be saved

Anything too stupid to be said is sung. - Voltaire

Jesus Wept

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

SimpleSam06

I'm not trying to prove anything, I just hate the smashing pumpkins. - SimpleSam06