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  • 27-07-2008 8:32pm
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    dologhli
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭


    So I'm doing my weekly shop this afternoon, and I'm normally a sucker for impulse purchases... but my trolley was already quite full by the time I got to the bodily organs aisle...

    20080727%20Bowels%20for%20sale%20at%20Dunnes.jpg


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    He He :p

    If Dunne can't do it can't be done :rolleyes:

    The Bowel Ben :D


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    MOH
    Registered Users Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭MOH


    Oddly, your partly visible reflection appears to have no head?!


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    Management can't be very happy-- they're just flushing their profits down the toilet :D


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Must be a Dubs Dunnes !


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    dologhli
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭dologhli


    MOH wrote: »
    Oddly, your partly visible reflection appears to have no head?!

    Why do you think I was in that particular aisle?! :pac:


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Maybe it was a bowl of bowels?


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    SerialComplaint
    Registered Users Posts: 2,644 ✭✭✭SerialComplaint


    When I was cat-sitting for a friend a few years back, they left an 'instructions' note telling me (amongst other things) that the rubber gloves under the sink were for cleaning out the cat's bowels.

    It took years for my scratches to heal....


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    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    SerialComplaint wrote: »
    When I was cat-sitting for a friend a few years back, they left an 'instructions' note telling me (amongst other things) that the rubber gloves under the sink were for cleaning out the cat's bowels.

    It took years for my scratches to heal....

    I laughed continuously for three minutes, absolutely classic, I hope it happened for real.


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    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭newmills


    I was in the dunnes in the ashleaf in crumlin and they had a sign in the bread department advising customers - Please use THONGS provided to pick up bread. I nearly burst!!


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    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    MOH wrote: »
    Oddly, your partly visible reflection appears to have no head?!

    It says Mug* where the head should be, a fair substitute I think :D

    *no offence to the OP dologhli


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