lads spot

PapaYankeeGirl

Nope. Hell knows what damage you will do with a steel toed boot!!!!

Zzoop

My powers of deduction tells me that you two know each other? ..And apparantly NOT in the biblical sence.

MrsGeneHunt

Zzoop wrote: »

My powers of deduction tells me that you two know each other? ..And apparantly NOT in the biblical sence.

You deduce correctly.
A few of us here know each other, like one big happy family!

And no not in the biblical sense. Two red blooded hetero females.:D

PapaYankeeGirl

Zzoop for C.I.D!!!!!!!!:D:p

Zzoop

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

You deduce correctly.
A few of us here know each other, like one big happy family!

And no not in the biblical sense. Two red blooded hetero females.:D

..Like one big law enforcing, crim-busting, happy family.

CID? You mean Chief of Police with those skills.

PapaYankeeGirl

Zzoop wrote: »

..Like one big law enforcing, crim-busting, happy family.

CID? You mean Chief of Police with those skills.

Sorry, Hugh:cool:

redsurfer

was talking to a friend of mine in templmore and it seem it the same story in there, big trouble if you get caught with your pants on the floor, i image it be the same in Hotel G.

Zzoop

redsurfer wrote: »

was talking to a friend of mine in templmore and it seem it the same story in there, big trouble if you get caught with your pants on the floor, i image it be the same in Hotel G.

Yeah, Hopefully they do come down hard on you. I'm sick of women trying to have sex with me. It's really starting to piss me off. Was in the hairdressers the other day and the hairdresser was all cutting with her boobs and all in my face.. she was wanting to give me a free haircut and all.. I just had to say to her, "Look. Listen here toots. I'm just a regular guy.. I just want to pay my own way and all.. I don't want any special treatment.. or any trouble."

Seriously, its hard being a Brad Pitt look-a-like sometimes.. you can't even walk down the street without women drivers beeping at you and wolf whistling..

carlty888

Zzoop wrote: »

Yeah, Hopefully they do come down hard on you. I'm sick of women trying to have sex with me. It's really starting to piss me off. Was in the hairdressers the other day and the hairdresser was all cutting with her boobs and all in my face.. she was wanting to give me a free haircut and all.. I just had to say to her, "Look. Listen here toots. I'm just a regular guy.. I just want to pay my own way and all.. I don't want any special treatment.. or any trouble."

Seriously, its hard being a Brad Pitt look-a-like sometimes.. you can't even walk down the street without women drivers beeping at you and wolf whistling..

Don't you just feel like a piece of meat sometimes?! I'm sick of all this sexual harrassment. Just because we're men, doesn't mean we don't have feelings. :D

Zzoop

carlty888 wrote: »

Don't you just feel like a piece of meat sometimes?! I'm sick of all this sexual harrassment. Just because we're men, doesn't mean we don't have feelings. :D

Hahaha! Exactly.

MrsGeneHunt

Zzoop wrote: »

Hahaha! Exactly.

In your dreams homey!:p

Zzoop

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

In your dreams homey!:p

Obviously you don't know how it feels, whereas Carlty and I do.

Sexual abuse. That's what it is.

Sometimes I get nightmares of being surrounded by naked beautiful women, all touching and grabbing. Wake up in pools of sweat. Seriously. It's THAT scary.

carlty888

I can deal with the direct advances, but it's the looks that get me. Zzoop, you'll understand those looks. The "I want you naked and strapped to a chair" looks. It makes me feel dirty. <shudders>

Zzoop

Yeah, it disgusts me.

Sometimes I would play along, you know - just to keep them happy. I only play along though sometimes.. I always end up getting hurt you see.. I always want some sort of a relationship, but for some reason.. all they want is sex. I'm just like, "Can't we just talk or go to the cinema.. or something?"

carlty888

It gets no better in a relationship. I had hoped that being married would at least restrict the advances (and the 'looks') to just the one person, but noooo. It only makes those filthy nymphs want you more!

MrsGeneHunt

carlty888 wrote: »

It gets no better in a relationship. I had hoped that being married would at least restrict the advances (and the 'looks') to just the one person, but noooo. It only makes those filthy nymphs want you more!

Quick Question. What colour is the sky on your planet please?!:D

carlty888

It's bright blue, not a cloud in the sky........ except when it rains red bull. Why do you ask? :rolleyes:

MrsGeneHunt

I wish someone would throw some sexual advances my way I can tell you.:(

carlty888

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

I wish someone would throw some sexual advances my way I can tell you.:(

I'm a married man. I can't believe you're suggseting that. :eek:

See Zzoop. It never stops. They're all at it. Even the boards aren't safe!

Zzoop

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

I wish someone would throw some sexual advances my way I can tell you.:(

So.. eh.. How.. how's it goin'?

Zzoop

Had to edit that. Thought I went too far that time. Lol.

carlty888

Nothing outside the tone of the conversation.

It was still funny.

MrsGeneHunt

Zzoop wrote: »

So.. eh.. How.. how's it goin'?

*shucks*

But I'm old enough to be your mother

Zzoop

Luckily for you, I think my mother is HOT.

(Now seriously.. I have to stop posting. I suprise myself sometimes.)

carlty888

Zzoop wrote: »

Luckily for you, I think my mother is HOT.

(Now seriously.. I have to stop posting. I suprise myself sometimes.)

I'm just concerned now.

Zzoop

carlty888 wrote: »

I'm just concerned now.

Haha! Me too. Me too...

It's one of my many skills. Taking things to a new level of disgrace.

redsurfer

can you image hughe Orde reading all this:D:D:D. i bet he has his head in his hands crying:(

MrAnderson

Hey guys,

I haven't logged on here in so long, but this thread is one of the funniest I've read in a long time

How's everyone doing?? Everyone still doing the nut waiting???

MrsGeneHunt

MrAnderson wrote: »

Hey guys,

I haven't logged on here in so long, but this thread is one of the funniest I've read in a long time

How's everyone doing?? Everyone still doing the nut waiting???

Check out the gals thread, this stuff is tame!

And yes going bonkers waiting:rolleyes:

meathstevie

You reckon Hugh and his mates were any better while they were in training ?

By the way, you're all going to the vice squad.....

Zzoop

"FREEZE SUCKER! BELFAST VICE!"




Cue Crocketts Theme by Jan Hammer.

MrsGeneHunt

Zzoop wrote: »

"FREEZE SUCKER! BELFAST VICE!"




Cue Crocketts Theme by Jan Hammer.

Ahh the 80's. Best decade EVER.:D

carlty888

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Ahh the 80's. Best decade EVER.:D

A truer word has never been spoken.

MrsGeneHunt

carlty888 wrote: »

A truer word has never been spoken.

Ah someone from my generation - I dont feel so bad now!:p

PapaYankeeGirl

Im an 80's chick too (born in 1989 is what im getting at, oh im a wee baby yet)

Zzoop

Looks like I'm an "old-timer" being born in 1984 ha!

But yeah.. the 80s.. Brilliant. Gotta love the cheesy music too, Foreigner, Journey...

MrsGeneHunt

Zzoop wrote: »

Looks like I'm an "old-timer" being born in 1984 ha!

But yeah.. the 80s.. Brilliant. Gotta love the cheesy music too, Foreigner, Journey...

Hair Bands of the 80's - the awesomeness....
New Romantics.....

God, I miss the 80's....Blue eyeliner, ra-ra skirts, Adam and the Ants, pompom ankle socks.....
The decade that style forgot....:D

Adam Ant was hot in his day tho - my first crush!!!:o

Zzoop

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Adam Ant was hot in his day tho - my first crush!!!:o

"...Don't you ever, don't you ever,
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome.."

Uh ohhh... What have I started.

MrsGeneHunt

Stand and Deliver!!!!!!!!!!!

*SIGHS*

Good times, good times!

T'Pau, Human League, Grotbags and Emu.
Dr Pepper, Cherry Coke, Creamola Foam!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zzoop

Yeah, see.. - I was going to go for Stand and Deliver.. but thought.. "Hmm.. nahhh.. too commercial.. I'll just go ahead and go for Prince Char-ming.. Prince Char-miiii-iing"

White dog **** was also really 80s. You never get that now anymore do you? White dog ****. It's because you get fined these days. You have to bag up your dog **** now. - So it never gets the chance to turn white from sitting on the footpath for so long. True story.

Zzoop

White dog **** probably rolled on through to the early 90s too, come to think about it.

FootyFan24

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Stand and Deliver!!!!!!!!!!!

*SIGHS*

Good times, good times!

T'Pau, Human League, Grotbags and Emu.
Dr Pepper, Cherry Coke, Creamola Foam!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherry coke still rocks! But you can only get it in Boots :< Thank goodness I work close by or else I'd be screwed!

Zzoop

Dr Pepper still rocks too -

Remember that joke about Dr Pepper.. Well, I forget it but the punchline was this :

(Sung like the Dr Pepper advertisment)

"Dr Shipman! - What's the worst that can happen?!"

Yeah... pretty bad.

MrsGeneHunt

White dog poo....eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Zzoop

Well it's true Mrs Hunt. You never see it anymore.

Last time I seen it was October 1990. Two days before Hallowe'en. I thought it was a ghost ****.

Zzoop

Ok, that's enough of this months **** talking. I'm away to lie dormant for another month.

Talk t'you's all in October!

Byeee!

PapaYankeeGirl

Why dont they do cremola foam any more, it was class!!!:)

Zzoop

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Why dont they do cremola foam any more, it was class!!!:)

Too much Monosodium Glutamate.

Was making kids bounce off walls.




- (And that was their parents drinking it and getting violent)
Ha ha! - No but seriously.. yeah, It makes kids hyperactive. You should join the bebo, "Bring back Creamola Foam" Club. Just search it up.

PapaYankeeGirl

Zzoop wrote: »

Too much Monosodium Glutamate.

Was making kids bounce off walls.




- (And that was their parents drinking it and getting violent)
Ha ha! - No but seriously.. yeah, It makes kids hyperactive. You should join the bebo, "Bring back Creamola Foam" Club. Just search it up.

It was class stuff.:D It made water go fizzy

I used to have bebo but its not really that sensible to have it going in to the business that we are hoping too.;)

FootyFan24

Does anyone remember Mountain Dew? That was some classic stuff. First thing I ever bought from the new fangled 'vending machines' in secondary school.

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