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Can I speak to the Taoiseach?

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  • 29-07-2008 12:33am
    #1
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭


    A guy calls Bertie Ahern.

    "Can I speak to the Taoiseach please?"

    He tells him he is no longer Taoiseach and tells him to try another number.

    Half an hour later, Bertie's telephone rings once more.

    "Can I speak to Taoiseach please?"

    "Look, I've told you once I'm not th-th-the Taoiseach any longer now fu-fu-fúck off and leave m-m-me alone."

    Ten minutes later he calls again.

    "Is that the Taoiseach?"

    Bertie says, "I've t-t-told you repeatedly that I am n-n-NOT the Taoiseach any longer, w-w-why are you doing this t-to me?"

    "I just enjoy hearing it", says the caller.


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    #2
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    I must try that :P

    Cheers Nummnutts :D


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    #3
    Munya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Munya


    Love it.


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    #4
    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    That money was just resting in my account I swear!


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    #5
    Vic Vinegar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Vic Vinegar


    Ha! sweet! :D


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    #6
    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    That'd be a million times better if Mario Rosenstock did it, and it's good already. I must email Today FM :)


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