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Tomato Garden

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  • 30-07-2008 12:36am
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    lorweld
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    Tomato Garden

    An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was
    hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The
    old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
    my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
    a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over
    because you would be happy to dig the plot for me like in the old
    days
    Love, Papa

    A few days later he received a letter from his son

    Dear Pop,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
    Love, Vinnie


    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
    dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
    the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
    letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
    the circumstances.
    Love you,
    Vinnie


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