Your 3 facts of life

Duggy747

1. Never fret too much about things as they tend to work out for the better (Not in the superstitius kind of way but in the way that it can lead you down a better path in life.)
2. Your ego heals a lot quicker than a broken jaw, though there can be exceptions which are unavoidable.
3. Always keep your head hanging high cuz when life makes you fall down the world won't stop and wait for you to pick yourself up

GirlInterrupted

1. If you are nice to people, generally they are nice back.
2. Don't judge a book by its cover, or a person on their looks
3. Admit your mistakes, and always apologise if you hurt someone.

Sea Sharp

1. Never eat yellow snow.

2. People work socially, the same as animals.

3. You only beleive in god cause that's what your parents told you before you were old enough to think logically or critically.

IvaBigWun

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SNIP!

Catsmokinpot

1. No matter where you go or what race you encounter there will be good people, but there will also be d1ckheads out to ruin it for everyone.
2. Don't be afraid to make mistakes in life, thats how you learn.
3. Don't be afraid of what other people think, about you or about anything. **** them.

Joseph

yore ma

Kold

1. Happiness is a fleeting feeling, by all means aim to be happy but you will never be happy forever. Make sure to be comfortable during the unhappy times.
2. Noone is completely correct about anything, even yourself. Be prepared to die never really knowing anything for sure.
3. You can always strive to be a better person. Always.

LolaLuv

1) Never wait for a second invitation. Or a first one, for that matter.
2) The world isn't a beautiful, idyllic place, so you have to make your own world one by not wasting time on people who bring you down.
3) Never withhold a compliment.

'Ol Jack Chance

1) Knowledge is power

2) Travel is good for the soul

3) Change happens

stevelknievel

Deaddude wrote: »

yore ma

Thank you Deaddude, I was nearly being made a liar out of.

Sherifu

1. Always oreder extra food just in case
2. Mustard can grow on you and is especially nice with meat
3. Vinnegar on fries is a must

shenanigans1982

1) When you get something you have wanted for a long time it's never going to be as good as you expected.

2) If your time is spent looking over your back you're going to get it right one time.

3) No matter how much you don't want to or promise yourself you won't, you are going to talk about how things were better when you were younger and possibly even use the phrase "back in my day".

StormWarrior

1. Scandinavian men are hot.
2. Seeing men acting gay with each other is hot.
3. Therefore, Scandinavian men acting gay is the hottest thing of all.

thefinalstage

StormWarrior wrote: »

1. Scandinavian men are hot.
2. Seeing men acting gay with each other is hot.
3. Therefore, Scandinavian men acting gay is the hottest thing of all.

Lol, generalization for the win.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

1. Everyone takes everything too seriously

2. The more entertaining somebody seems when you meet them first, the more likely it is that they'll turn out ot be an asshole when you get to know them.

3. Fat kids are always horrible

Jesus Wept

togster wrote: »

1.buttsecks is like marmite.

Brown and sticky?

Scram

stevelknievel wrote: »

We all know that certain things are and that's just the way it is. That no matter how much you fight it, it's just the way things are.

Here's mine:

1) There will always be a drug problem in Ireland when the price of an E tablet is 2 euro less than the price of a pint.
2) Wherever you go in life there will always be some c*nt who deserves a good punch in the face
3) Someone will respond to this with "yore ma"

So what are your 3 pearls of wisdom. What are your 3 inevitabilities in life.

1) People outside of the Uk think Ireland is part of the Uk
2) Since more Eastern European Countries joined the Eu, wages have fallen for the average irish worker.
3) Brian Cowen lips are what happens when you kiss too many peoples asses.

Eric Cartman

1) women are whores, they will just use you for money, use them for sex
2) there will always be some genre of 14 year olds to annoy you (emos currently)
3) money is king, profit before people, make a lot of money no matter how much robbin and swindling it takes

LolaLuv

Eliana Breezy Liver wrote: »

2. The more entertaining somebody seems when you meet them first, the more likely it is that they'll turn out ot be an asshole when you get to know them.

QFT

SV

1. You can only ever rely on yourself!
2. Take risks, regret nothing.
3. You've only one life..make a difference in the big picture with it.