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The cause of all problems

  • 30-07-2008 11:56am
    #1
    JohnJimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭


    My mates car broke down the other day. The mechanic said the problem was the chinese and indians. I thought it was just a case of the clown not putting any oil in the engine, apparently not.

    He was wearing a uniform (mechanics overalls), so I dared not question his opinion.

    Seems he was reading a few too many newspapers, and as the chinese and indians were the cause of everything else, he just assumed they also caused the car trouble.

    The dart was also late today, turns out it was "technical problems", clearly within the next few weeks he will say "the indians and chinese have caused the dart to run late"

    Anybody know any other problems that "they" are causing????????


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  • #2
    stevoman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭stevoman


    JohnJimbo wrote: »
    My mates car broke down the other day. The mechanic said the problem was the chinese and indians. I thought it was just a case of the clown not putting any oil in the engine, apparently not.

    He was wearing a uniform (mechanics overalls), so I dared not question his opinion.

    Seems he was reading a few too many newspapers, and as the chinese and indians were the cause of everything else, he just assumed they also caused the car trouble.

    The dart was also late today, turns out it was "technical problems", clearly within the next few weeks he will say "the indians and chinese have caused the dart to run late"

    Anybody know any other problems that "they" are causing????????

    em, global warming and the rise in petrol prices seem to be there fault too.


  • #3
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,159 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Pointless threads??


  • #4
    JohnJimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭JohnJimbo


    stevoman wrote: »
    em, global warming and the rise in petrol prices seem to be there fault too.

    Not quite,

    global warming/carbon tax is a scam and the petrol prices are also, you've guessed it, a scam.


  • #5
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,856 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Chinese and Indians have caused me to have a dose of the trots on a few occasions.


  • #6
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    JohnJimbo wrote: »
    Not quite,

    global warming/carbon tax is a scam and the petrol prices are also, you've guessed it, a scam.
    You serial?


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  • #7
    unnameduser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭unnameduser


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    Pointless threads??

    horses for courses


  • #8
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Of course it's all their fault. They make everything so when it breaks who else are we supposed to blame. As long as at least 40% of the blame is always placed with the government I don't see a problem with blaming the Chinese or Indians for just about everything.


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