Made up Facts that sound vaguely true

latenia

Bob Holness played sax on 'Baker St.'

minxie

. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
ha.....:D

msg11

Deleted User wrote: »

Vodka was originally designed as rocket fuel.

Would not be too far off, some of that spainish vodka, may be also radioactive

sebastianlieken

98% of all people will die at some point in their lives.

Albert Einstein was an avid bodybuilder.

By law, all globes in Australia are displayed upside down

To prepare for her studies with gorillas, Jane Goodall spent two years working for the Irish county council.

Due to his constant name changes, Diddy hasn't received mail since 1977.

Quazzie

The scrotum of the common field mouse is natures viagra. This is often used to explain why owls are such cocks!

Pompey Magnus

In the course of a year a person will swallow an average of four spiders whilst asleep.

sebastianlieken

only sheep farmers are specially immuned to falling asleep whilst counting sheep

IvaBigWun

beautiation wrote: »

If goldfish close their mouth they explode.


There are so many people in China that if you press any sequence of 18 buttons on your phone you are guaranteed to call one of them.

:pac:

Mark Hamill

Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change their name to KFC a few years ago because they stopped using actual chickens. What they use know is a genetically cross bred chicken/salamander creature, that look,taste and eat as much as a normal chicken, but when you grap their wings they'll just fall off and then grow back a few days later. KFC now stands for Kentucky Fried Creature.

taidghbaby

if you shave your arse and head at the same time, your arse hair will gro back first!!!!!

any ladies out there who could test this theory for me??

Quazzie

The blow fish is called so because they love to nestle their heads at the top of octopus legs!

Stercus Accidit

I convinced someone that...

If you click your fingers underwater you break up water into hydrogen and oxygen and you can breath, I also said you see james bond do this in a film where he is underwater to survive, they believed me.

IvaBigWun

If you run around a church 12 times whilst clapping your hands and singing "Come On Eileen" you'll get 5 numbers on the Lotto.

smokie78

sex panther, it works 60% of the time......every time!!!

Duggy747

I used to convince people who would be sick (Cold, flu, etc) to step away from their PCs or else they'd give it a virus.

Ha ha, used to work all the time.

Quazzie

Bill Gates got the idea for the name Microsoft because that was his wife's nickname for his todger!

6th

CDs/DVD are heavier when you copy information onto them.

Quazzie

Turning a mobile phone upside down actually makes the phone battery meter go up because of the LCD screen is subject to gravity

IvaBigWun

6th wrote: »

CDs/DVD are heavier when you copy information onto them.

sebastianlieken

6th wrote: »

CDs/DVD are heavier when you copy information onto them.

I was once transfering some movies onto a friends external hard-drive, she picks it up half way through the transfer, and comments: "oh, it isn't getting too much heavier"..... shes studying to be an engineer...

IvaBigWun

sebastianlieken wrote: »

I was once transfering some movies onto a friends external hard-drive, she picks it up half way through the transfer, and comments: "oh, it isn't getting too much heavier"..... shes studying to be an engineer...

lmao

love it!

Sea Sharp

cigarette companies add more nicotene to tobaco in cigarettes.

Quazzie

The song 'Bat out of Hell' was named because Meatloaf has a crippling fear of bats and considers them the closest thing to Satan ..

He is wrong. Cats are!

It BeeMee

The average cat only uses 7 of it's 9 lives.

A ton of leaves weighs more than a ton of coal. This is due to air bring trapped between the leaves.

Mashing a dead wasp to the centre of a window will discourage other wasps from coming in.

taidghbaby

Y2K