If you could have a super human power....

Feelgood

what power would you want??.

Personally, I would want to have x-ray eyes so that I could see under wimmins clothes.

Overheal

stole my idea

BroomBurner

Invisibility!!

truecrippler

The ability to charm any woman in the world, oh wait, I've got that.

How about eh... being able to fly. Would be cool, cold... but cool. Wait, isnt 'cold' the same as 'cool'? I'm all confused now.

DonkeyStyle \o/

BroomBurner wrote: »

Invisibility!!

+1
Think I'd even prefer it over the ability the guys had in the movie 'Jumper'.
Although I'd be highly tempted by the ability to shoot laser beams out my eyes.

Hey, wouldn't it suck if you could shoot laser beams out your eyes, but they were only as powerful as one of those laser pointer keyrings?

qz

The power to stop time.

qz

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

+1
Think I'd even prefer it over the ability the guys had in the movie 'Jumper'.
Although I'd be highly tempted by the ability to shoot laser beams out my eyes.

Hey, wouldn't it suck if you could shoot laser beams out your eyes, but they were only as powerful as one of those laser pointer keyrings?

LOL

BubbleWrap85

I'd have that laser stuff coming out of my eyes that Superman does to see through things. But I'd use it for burning through the balls of idiotic males with narrowminded childish comments

BroomBurner

Lol Donkeystyle - Superhero of Office Presentations...

DirtyJaws

Teleportation!
Less hassle than flying.

KTRIC

I'd like the power to kill a Yak at 2000 paces with mind bullets

Pride Fighter

qz wrote: »

The power to stop time.

+1

Feelgood

How about the ability to morph. I'd morph into a pair of kegs and just sit at home playing with myself all day...:D

DirtyJaws

I'd like the power to kill a Yak at 2000 paces with mind bullets

Gotta love The D!

KTRIC

DirtyJaws wrote: »

Gotta love The D!

Who ??

I've always wanted that power, ever since I was a young child living in the Urals.

Stercus Accidit

KTRIC wrote: »

Who ??

I've always wanted that power, ever since I was a young child living in the Urals.

Yeah yaks are a pain in the hole.

I'd have that jesus fellas powers, picture the scene, night out, get to the house party, oh no! No drink, have you got a tap I say, with a wink.
Lo and behold, wine tap!
Classy and convenient.

DirtyJaws

The Urals ain't got sh!t on Croagh Patrick!

thelordofcheese

Feelgood wrote: »

what power would you want??.

Personally, I would want to have x-ray eyes so that I could see under wimmins clothes.

XRAYS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Feelgood

thelordofcheese wrote: »

XRAYS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Yeah they do...if not then at least I would be able to see into the wimmins ovaries.

That way if I spotted any wee babies in there I'd know it was time to do a legger..

Clare_Guy

A mate of mine has this amazing power. Ever since i know him (6 or 7 years old, 30 now) he's had his pick of girls/women. Women just flock to him. Seriously. If i could have any super-power, his power is the one i'd like...

Big_Mac

I'd have the ability to imagine whatever i wanted in the world, and *poof* it magically appears

R0ot

Tough to pass up the ole x-ray vision, but i'll go for super strength :pac:

chopperbyrne

The power cosmic.

Or the power of a million exploding suns!

Creamy Goodness

the power to judge the mix of being a nice guy and a total asshole.

it's impossible to get right.

Red Alert

Teleportation - much cheaper than ryanair!

jnthnallen

Big_Mac wrote: »

I'd have the ability to imagine whatever i wanted in the world, and *poof* it magically appears

That could be a dangerous one like imagine you accidentally imagined you where giving Mary Harney head and she was in her rags or something.:eek:

genericgoon

Time Travel

SoWatchaWant

I'd love retractable, working wings on my back-the worrying thing about simply flying without wings (apart from the Westlife ring to it) is you'd get lazy as ****! At least with wings you get exercise

Oh, and super strength:cool:

KnifeWRENCH

I would love to cause excruciating pain using my mind. I would simply think of a person being in agony, and it would happen!

Not sure if there's a name for it (other than sadism)

flanum

biscuit levitation through mind control!

Riddle101

KTRIC wrote: »

Who ??

I've always wanted that power, ever since I was a young child living in the Urals.

I think he means Tenacious D

Anyway i'd like the power of mind control, so that i could control people and make them do anything i want:D

Crumble Froo

interesting as it would be to be able to read people's minds... im not sure i'd like it... ignorance and bliss and all..

i'd stick with invisibility.

Creature

Omniscience.

AFC_1903

The ability to learn anything in seconds (Matrix-style, except without the computer!)

Perrin

Peters' power from heroes.........although for that to work I'd need other people with powers too...

Quazzie

Super intelligence a la "Good Will Hunting". instantly able to solve any problem and talk the socks off foine women in Boston bars

LouOB

Invincability

Steve_o

Invisibility FTW!

6th

To be able to become untangable (walk through walls etc) .... that would rock!

sebastianlieken

6th wrote: »

To be able to become untangable (walk through walls etc) .... that would rock!

....or would it?.... (see what i did there...the ability of walls made of rock not being able to stop you...would it in fact rock?....:cool:

sebastianlieken

id love to have matts powers in heroes (his evolved powers towards the end) where he can read and manipulate what people are thinking.

....give me the rest of the week off work...... DONE!

Like you could just ALLWAYS have your own way....