What's the most illegal thing you have ever done?

Magpie!

My car is a year out of tax and i once didn't sign off the dole for a month after going back to work.

Oh and i went through a shoplifting phase when I was about 15.

Roches Stores in Galway....i apologise.

Damn I'm badass. :P

PurpleBerry

I used to shoplift a lot when I was a kid. Until I reached the age where I could be facing a jail cell if caught. I've taken a good lot of earrings. The ones with hooks especially as I'd hook them around a strand of hair behind my ear. I still ove earrings but these days I pay for them.


Got a tattoo at 14, that's not strictly legal I don't think. Bought rum by the litre too at that age. I got into plenty of clubs before the age of 18.


Anything else illegal I've done would be like reading out a menu from a pharmacy

Prof.Badass

hah! i almost fell for this, actually no i didn't!

oink oink!

jcrowbar

I accidently smuggeled a small lump of hash into america a few years ago.

Passed some sniffer dogs in the airport and they pulled over a mate of mine instead of me. He had nothing so they let him off. I didn't even realise i had it on me for quite a while later.

Good times.

Quazzie

My tax was out from MAY2006 till last month. I have been driving since without a current driving licence since MAY 2005. I once broke into our national school (aged 14) and robbed all the Henry Hippos that the kids used for saving in. I once broke a guys nose because he started on me even though I knew I could've talked my way out of it.

I could go on but I think I hear a knock on my door. I wonder who that could be?

Run_to_da_hills

Ill get in before this thread is locked

Thomas_S_Hunterson

I stole a packet of smint from a shop when I was about 7.:p

Duggy747

I once brought home a jigsaw piece accidently from playschool, I remember I was shìtting my pants that the cops would call to the door looking the jigsaw piece

Ah, the innocence. Two weeks later I strangled a man to death.

Piste

I've done stuff you have to be 17/18 to do while not 17/18.


Oh and drove a car without a license.

phenomenon

vinylmesh wrote: »

oink oink!

Lol i can smell the swine all over this thread

KTRIC

I kidnapped a small girl from a Spanish seaside resort

Quazzie

Are ya sure it wasn't portugese?

connundrum

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Are ya sure it wasn't portugese?

His story has yet to hit the headlines. Mandy McCardle

sebastianlieken

i once stole a mag light when i was like 15. I still have it and use it quite regularly. best steal EVAR!

oh yeah, I once completely vandalised a tractor at a horse show before. my freind at the time and I got bored, so we wandered off to play football in a field, low and behold, a tractor to play with!... seriously destroyed it. smashed gauges, windows, flattened the tyres. in my defence, it was an old enough tractor and it looked like it was abandoned. got in **** for that, and ill tell you, i wont be vandalising any tractors any time too soon!

Degsy

Was the brains behind 9/11..

suckslikeafox

I killed a guy with a trident

Quazzie

Degsy wrote: »

Was the brains behind 9/11..

Why what happened on the 9th of November?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Since I lost my virginity when I was 17 to a girl of 15 I guess I'm guilty of statutory rape.

Snyper would be proud of me.:D

Dord

connundrum wrote: »

His story has yet to hit the headlines. Mandy McCardle

Oh great! now I need to clean coffee off my keyboard! :mad:

Raphael

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...

KTRIC

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Are ya sure it wasn't portugese?

Nope, pretty sure it was a Spanish one.

KTRIC

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Why what happened on the 9th of November?

Nothing, because Degsy isn't the smartest suicide bomber and couldn't get the explosives to go off.

drunkmonkey

burnt down a house after drinking Poitin......one way to sort out the negihbours:D

Degsy

KTRIC wrote: »

Nothing, because Degsy isn't the smartest suicide bomber and couldn't get the explosives to go off.

Ah but i still get the 72 virgins for trying!!

arybvtcw0eolkf

Degsy wrote: »

Ah but i still get the 72 virgins for trying!!

Yea, but your micky was blown to bits - now you've to ride them through a seeve.

connundrum

Mairt wrote: »

Yea, but your micky was blown to bits - now you've to ride them through a seeve.

Or with his nose

I once knocked over sheep, then too it home, decided there was at least one reason no point keeping it so flung it over a ditch.

Kold

I dug up and had sex with Padraig Pearse's body.

Prof.Badass

Kold wrote: »

I dug up and had sex with Padraig Pearse's body.

while singing "rule britannia" i presume?

Dragan

Degsy wrote: »

Ah but i still get the 72 virgins for trying!!

Yeah, and everyone of them died playing World of Warcraft.

Harsh.

PurpleBerry

Kold wrote: »

I dug up and had sex with Padraig Pearse's body.

What?! has that been made illegal now?

Damnit!

Kold

Neesa wrote: »

What?! has that been made illegal now?

Damnit!

/contacts my solicitor to verify laws on necrophilia

Kold

vinylmesh wrote: »

while singing "rule britannia" i presume?

Nah, was singing Vindaloo.

Aisling(",)

em ive shoplifted
drank and bought drink while underage
underage sex
breaking and entering(into a school didnt break anything hopped in a window and got back out the same way)
been in a robbed car(unkowingly)
tresspassing
drunk and dissorderly
indecent public exposure
driven a car with no license

thats all i can think of right now.

monkey9

vinylmesh wrote: »

while singing "rule britannia" i presume?

Ah here, riding Padraig Pearce's corpse is one thing, but you're just a sick ba$tard

DemocAnarchis

Few years ago a mate of mine was going to college in Carlow, and myself and another friend travelled down one weekend. Had a few beers, had a few more etc. The house he was staying in had a large garage as a separate building that was in the process of being converted to another apartment - bed, some appliances etc. Was still pretty much a building site and most of the stuff was old enough, but us being the drunken little ****s that we were thought it would be great craic to trash the place (which it kinda was tbh ). Shovel through the ceiling, tin of paint in the dryer, hammer to the bed, oil on the curtains, brick through a mirror, carving names on walls, writing on the ceiling. Culminated with one of the builders walking into the back garden with myself putting a shovel through a door, one mate putting a breezeblock through an old washing machine outside and another pushing a shopping trolley, which contained a microwave, off a roof.

Builder: "What the hell are you playing at?"

Friend: "We had a wee bit to drink".

Needless to say that didnt fly, so in a hungover daze spent the next day scrubbing paint off the patio, mate got kicked out of accomodation and we all had to chip in for the repairs. Pretty sure that counts as criminal damage, so yeah. God we were awful little ****s, but the craic was mighty.

david_the_great

i stole a packet of gold bars when i was ten :(:( haha

Phlann

Stole some Ferrero Rocher from a shop. They tasted better than if I'd bought them. In the words of Super-Hans, the secret ingredient was crime.

I've done worse stuff obviously but I'd rather not put it on a public message board!

Cody montana

I created scabies.

Karl Hungus

The most illegal thing I've ever done was YORE MA!

Peyton Manning

Aisling(",) wrote: »

indecent public exposure

Sadly, I think we've all been there. Cant face my lecturer any more with the shame

genericgoon

A small bit of fraud/stealing in an old job. Got caught though. lol

Ruaidhri

I broke the law then boasted about it on a public forum.

Oh wait, sorry, I thought you said "stupid" not "illegal" :rolleyes:

Me?, I never broke the law.

Archeron

I cut off the head of a guy I didn't know sitting beside me on a bus in Canada and then threw it at another passenger.

Really though, I used to shoplift a hell of a lot of matchbox cars from some shop that used to be on Talbot street years and years ago. I used to always go for the expensive ones too that had trailers such as caravans and boats.
I also used to always drink a supercan of lilt whenever I was walking around a supermarket and then hide the can behind the washing powder. I also once stole a big plastic cupboard thing that had about 200 different spice tubs in it from super duper crazy prices in Janelle in Finglas. To this day, I've still no idea why I stole it.
Since I became an adult though, I'm fairly law abiding.

AckwelFoley

ive never done anything even close to illegal.... :pac:

oh.. wait..

Thomas_S_Hunterson

snyper wrote: »

ive never done anything even close to illegal.... :pac:

oh.. wait..

I was waiting for you to show up, although posting any of your stories outside of the lolocaust might not be a good idea:p

AckwelFoley

1. smoked weed.
2. dabbled in a little under age consentual sex.
3. fingered a duck
4. drink driving
5. gave drink to minors (see note 2)
6. punched a drunk
7. beastiality with fat chicks (if its not against the law.. it should be)
8. stole a boat

JC 2K3

Class As and illegal downloading is about as bad as it gets with me.

allybhoy

I stole a bleeedin whistle.
I Dont want any stupid tea!

DublinWriter

In before the lock...

Only last week I used a 2005 48c stamp on a closed letter when it should have been a 55c stamp.

I know, I know, I'm worse than Hitler, but hey...it comes down to a conscious choice of being called The Space Cowboy, Maurice, or the Pompadous of Love.

Turd Ferguson

I once lit a paper bag full of poop and left it on someones door and rang the bell....





























It subsequently burned down the house killing a family of 9

yurmothrintites

allybhoy wrote: »

I stole a bleeedin whistle.
I Dont want any stupid tea!

I'll tell frosty that!:D

I think i stole a mr freeze when i was a child since then.....drunken poster stealing competitions...and probally indecent exposure!