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  • 01-08-2008 9:30am
    #1
    skinner2x
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭


    Dear IT Support,

    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which
    I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
    conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
    run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1 0 is incompatible with several other
    applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
    Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

    I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
    virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
    Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and GirlFriend 1.0 at the same
    time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
    they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
    soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use
    up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPLus and
    CLeanhouse2006.

    Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
    unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
    in Wife 1 .0s memory and could not be deleted.
    They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife
    1.0also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,
    without
    warning, Launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These Latter products have no
    Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
    ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
    be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
    Audi TT Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with
    an irritating pop-up called MotherinLaw, which can't be turned off.
    Recently I have been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but there could be
    problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
    detects Mistress 2007, it tends to delete all of your Money before
    uninstalling itself'.


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