Paddy paternity dilemma

skinner2x

OK , ignore the miracles of DNA test etc...

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is an Irishman, one English and the other a West Indian.
They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations.

All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other."

The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys."
The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.

"However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said.
"In all the confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help to identify them."

With that the Irishman raced past the doctor and bolted to the nursery. Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!"

The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent."

"Maybe", said the Irishman, "but one of the other two is fu*king English and I'm not taking the chance!!!

patmac

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skinner2x

patmac wrote: »

>my >eyes >hurt>

Ah come on, you expect me to remove all those? try some shades :cool:

Zapho

Oldie but goodie.

Hagar

OP. this is the second thread of yours that I've tidied up today. The jokes themselves are good but the cut and paste with the dodgy formatting and the awful >> spoil the fun. Please take a moment to tidy up future posts.

Thanks,
Hagar