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Mrs.T · 28-07-2009 2:41pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

A boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

I should do stand up.

Maybe you shouldn't.....

:D

starbelgrade · 29-07-2009 2:07am

darealtulip wrote: »

Are you sure it was not a inflatable dutch girl??

I had to laugh though!!

That's possible.... on the first date, we went back to her place & we were getting it on... but when I gave her a love-bite, she farted & flew out the window.

Stand up?

Maybe I should sit down!

Tar.Aldarion · 29-07-2009 2:14am

Hi fellow sligonians

Xiney · 29-07-2009 7:46am

Hi Tar

magnumlady · 29-07-2009 11:24am

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's possible.... on the first date, we went back to her place & we were getting it on... but when I gave her a love-bite, she farted & flew out the window.

Stand up?

Maybe I should sit down!

You should be on the stage......sweeping it:D

bobcar61 · 29-07-2009 12:22pm

I think Magnumlady has more of a chance doing stand up than you do Starbelgrade:D

darealtulip · 29-07-2009 1:03pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hi fellow sligonians

I'm not really a sligonian but hello anyway!

DenMan · 29-07-2009 3:03pm

Hi guys. Thinking of going for a double whammy soon.

Going to start surfing lessons and am thinking of going to the celtic seaweed baths after it. Anybody ever in them before?

Gillie · 29-07-2009 3:08pm

The seaweed baths are amazing in my experience but as for the surfing...I wouldn't have a notion.

magnumlady · 29-07-2009 8:22pm

The cheque is in the post Bobcar:D

The seaweed baths are great, a lovely way to relax and unwind, just don't go in there after a few drinks.

DenMan · 02-08-2009 5:20pm

If anybody is interested I was in Centra in Maugheraboy a few days ago and saw the pixi foto machine inside. It's huge.

starbelgrade · 03-08-2009 4:23pm

DenMan wrote: »

If anybody is interested I was in Centra in Maugheraboy a few days ago and saw the pixi foto machine inside. It's huge.

There's also pixie photo machine beside it. Tiny, so it is.

Xiney · 05-08-2009 10:09pm

I found us a new apartment!

Oh man guys, I'm so happy. It's way cheaper than what we're paying now, bigger, and they have no problem with Jake. So happy. The landlady is super cool.

DenMan · 05-08-2009 10:10pm

That's fab news Xiney.

Well done to you.

darealtulip · 05-08-2009 10:20pm

Xiney wrote: »

I found us a new apartment!

Oh man guys, I'm so happy. It's way cheaper than what we're paying now, bigger, and they have no problem with Jake. So happy. The landlady is super cool.

COOL, congrats!!!!

buckfasterer · 05-08-2009 10:52pm

anybody elses power go out there??:mad:

Basq · 05-08-2009 10:56pm

Congrats Xiney..

My power didn't go out...

.. but I probably should mention I'm in Germany!

bobcar61 · 05-08-2009 11:06pm

buckfasterer wrote: »

anybody elses power go out there??:mad:

My lights just flicked but that was it.

Congrats Xiney, do I hear your having a party, give me the address and I'm there

Mint Sauce · 09-08-2009 7:05pm

the lights did flicker in the house a few days ago now that i think about it

Madge · 09-08-2009 7:18pm

Yeah same here, I heard the next day that all the electricity went out for a bit on our road

UrbanSea · 09-08-2009 9:47pm

Why is there nothing to do:(

EuskalHerria · 09-08-2009 9:54pm

Hospital supply, so the lights have only gone out here once and that was during the really bad Stephens night about 8 years ago:D

bobcar61 · 13-08-2009 10:30pm

Did anyone see loads of smoke over at the Dromahair side of Lough Gill? Does anyone know what might have been going on?

That question is kinda aimed towards Mr and Mrs T;)

darealtulip · 13-08-2009 10:45pm

bobcar61 wrote: »

Did anyone see loads of smoke over at the Dromahair side of Lough Gill? Does anyone know what might have been going on?

That question is kinda aimed towards Mr and Mrs T;)

maybe our neighbours lighting their cole and nappy fire?

Didn't see a thing but we will keep a ear open for the local gossip

tuppence · 13-08-2009 11:23pm

bobcar61 wrote: »

Did anyone see loads of smoke over at the Dromahair side of Lough Gill? Does anyone know what might have been going on?

Seen a few people down leitrim way gathering up some wicker alright. Its that time of year again, those naughty locals. :rolleyes:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A3CZmkLo5mw/SX41HGSQ09I/AAAAAAAAESQ/uK7XVOkT-xE/s320/TheWickerMan_readyforHowie.jpg

Basq · 14-08-2009 12:01am

tuppence wrote: »

Seen a few people down leitrim way gathering up some wicker alright. Its that time of year again, those naughty locals. :rolleyes:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A3CZmkLo5mw/SX41HGSQ09I/AAAAAAAAESQ/uK7XVOkT-xE/s320/TheWickerMan_readyforHowie.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU

bobcar61 · 16-08-2009 11:40pm

Does anyone else think that the roadworks on Pearse road were a complete waste of time and money.
They put in an island in the road and re-surfaced it,it didn't even need to be re-surfaced until they dug it up. And the council are meant to be short on money, I would have suggested they spend it on something better.

Basq · 16-08-2009 11:47pm

"County Council in waste-of-money shocker!"

bobcar61 · 17-08-2009 5:32pm

Guys I'm going away tomorrow morning down to Limerick and will be home on Wednesday. 14 of us from work are heading down for a good aul session which is badly needed for me.
I've had a crappy few days since my car crash on Friday hence I've not been around too much.

DenMan · 17-08-2009 5:34pm

Sorry to hear about that bobcar61. Hope your feeling better.

Have a great one.

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