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Sunday Morning Sex

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  • 01-08-2008 8:48pm
    #1
    lorweld
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭


    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
    passed away, Katie
    went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
    95-year old grandmother
    and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
    had died, her grandmother
    replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making
    love on Sunday morning.'

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people
    that were nearly 100
    years old, having sex would surely be asking for
    trouble. 'Oh, no my dear,'
    replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
    advanced age, we figured out
    the best time to do it was when the church bells would
    start to ring. It was
    just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing
    too strenuous, simply
    in on the Ding, and out on the Dong.'

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd
    still be alive
    today if the ice cream truck hadn't come along


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