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Blonde Jokes

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  • 03-08-2008 9:27pm
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    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭


    Here are a few blonde jokes i heard:

    A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

    The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

    The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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    Three blnodes walk into a bar and the first oders a round of drinks and they toast to 51 days. the second blonde then orders another round of drinks and agian they toast to 51 days. Just as the third blonde asked for a another round the bar tender asked;
    "Why the Hell are you toasting to 51 days?"
    The bondes answer:
    "We just finshed a puzzle that said 2-3yrs and we finshed it in 51 days!"

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    In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.

    "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."

    "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."

    "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up.

    "I think--"

    "POOF!"

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    a girl came skipping home
    from school one day. "Mommy,
    Mommy," she yelled, "we were
    counting today, and all the
    other kids could only count
    to four, but I counted to 10.
    See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
    9, 10!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde?"
    the girl said.
    "Yes, it's because you're
    blonde," said the mommy.
    The next day the girl came
    skipping home from
    school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
    yelled, "we were saying the
    alphabet today, and all the
    other kids could only say it
    to D, but I said it to G.
    See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde,
    Mommy?"
    "Yes, it's because ur
    blonde."
    The next day the girl came
    skipping home from
    school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
    yelled, "we were in gym class
    today, and when we showered,
    all the other girls had flat
    chests, but I have these!"
    lifting her tank top to
    reveal a wonderful pair of C-
    cuppers.
    "Errm, very good, dear,"
    said her embarrassed mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde,
    "no its cause ur 24.....


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