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Are you ,,, A "practice girl"?

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    #92
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    /nother beer to Mirror.

    I love AH.
    And know a good thing when I see it.

    Women start by drinking an electrolyte sports drink 20 minutes before using the device.

    They then apply two white electrode pads inside their ankles.

    These pads are connected to the Slightest Touch device, which is about the size of a personal stereo.

    With the flick of a switch, women can literally get turned on.

    Who said romance is dead?


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    #93
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    /nother beer to Mirror.

    I love AH.
    And know a good thing when I see it.


    Shuffle over. Thirsty work.


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    #94
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I think that the most likely outcome is a 1984 style sudden temporary non-existance problem for the tags, and then, in about 6 or 7 years time at least some of the body parts of those most likely to be responsible will be found. Maybe we should add a link to BGRH for like, equality and shizz.
    Or offer to be practice boys.


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    #95
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    I have pretty high standards when it comes to women so when i was in college i would try get stuck into girls i had no interest in just to build up experience for later in life. it worked because i eventually found my calling as a porn star.


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    #96
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Neamhshuntasach wrote: »
    I have pretty high standards when it comes to women so when i was in college i would try get stuck into girls i had no interest in just to build up experience for later in life. it worked because i eventually found my calling as a porn star.

    Putting some vaseline to get the soft focus on the webcam does not make anyone a porn star.


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    #97
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Putting some vaseline to get the soft focus on the webcam does not make anyone a porn star.
    /notepad

    Any more tips?


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    #98
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Neamhshuntasach wrote: »
    I have pretty high standards when it comes to women so when i was in college i would try get stuck into girls i had no interest in just to build up experience for later in life. it worked because i eventually found my calling as a porn star.
    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Putting some vaseline to get the soft focus on the webcam does not make anyone a porn star.

    Most porn stars star in movies with more than one person on the set,
    having a tommy-tank and filming it on your phone (even with vaseline
    induced soft-focus) does not a porn star make.


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    #99
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Mirror wrote: »
    /notepad

    Any more tips?

    DVDA is not an emerging new format but it did earn me 50 bucks.


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    #100
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    Most porn stars star in movies with more than one person on the set,
    having a tommy-tank and filming it on your phone (even with vaseline
    induced soft-focus) does not a porn star make.

    Hard luck with that buddy.
    I was a fan. If that helps.


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    #101
    P.C.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,782 ✭✭✭P.C.


    Magpie! wrote: »
    Men are pigs

    A pig's orgasm can last half an hour.


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    #102
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    /my beer fell over... when i was... hoovering, ya hoovering


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    #103
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    P.C. wrote: »
    A pig's orgasm can last half an hour.
    I'm luck to last a half a minute. I wish I was a pig:(


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    #104
    Lillyella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Lillyella


    For all the joking and joshing about this though, are you lot really saying that despite the realisation that this type of girl is foolishly letting men get their leg over with her, because she lacks male attention, and thinks that by putting out, she is somehow going up in your estimation, you have no problem taking advantage of her.

    (Do me a favour, keep the smart replies to a minimum, we all know yer gas, but keep it for the Maddie McCann thread)


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    #105
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Lillyella wrote: »
    For all the joking and joshing about this though, are you lot really saying that despite the realisation that this type of girl is foolishly letting men get their leg over with her, because she lacks male attention, and thinks that by putting out, she is somehow going up in your estimation, you have no problem taking advantage of her.

    (Do me a favour, keep the smart replies to a minimum, we all know yer gas, but keep it for the Maddie McCann thread)
    Leg over Maddie? She's dead...

    Seriously, it's After Hours, you're not going to get much better than that, you should quit while you're ahead!

    And if that's not good enough, consider the expression "Any port in a storm".






    P.S. I've never actually had/needed a "practice girl"...maybe I'm just jealous...


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    #106
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Lillyella wrote: »
    For all the joking and joshing about this though, are you lot really saying that despite the realisation that this type of girl is foolishly letting men get their leg over with her, because she lacks male attention, and thinks that by putting out, she is somehow going up in your estimation, you have no problem taking advantage of her.

    (Do me a favour, keep the smart replies to a minimum, we all know yer gas, but keep it for the Maddie McCann thread)

    Look if she is willing to put out then wht not.

    Sometimes I feel a little bad for it but once she leaves and i can go to sleep without her needy hugs its all good:cool:


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    #107
    Lillyella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Lillyella


    I can totally understand the temptation if its there on a plate.

    I'm just wondering is there any guilt involved afterwards on your part?

    I'm sure there are plenty of girls, who have the same agenda as the men, and are just horny, but I reckon that then "Practice Girls" are a bit lost.




    Disclaimer - I ain't no Practice ho


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    #108
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Lillyella wrote: »
    Disclaimer - I ain't no Practice ho
    Sure you're not... pm sent xx


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    #109
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah, I know the irony you're referring to, Lillyella. Like when a guy considers a particular woman a slut etc, but will gleefully have sex with her, accept head from her etc... :confused: But I thought she was a disgusting slut? Is she not to be avoided at all costs? Wouldn't that also make the guy a slut? So many questions... :(


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    #110
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Lillyella wrote: »
    I can totally understand the temptation if its there on a plate.

    I'm just wondering is there any guilt involved afterwards on your part?

    I'm sure there are plenty of girls, who have the same agenda as the men, and are just horny, but I reckon that then "Practice Girls" are a bit lost.




    Disclaimer - I ain't no Practice ho
    No, the guilt hits after you nail her mother. Or blow the load in her face. Or a combination of both.


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    #111
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah, I know the irony you're referring to, Lillyella. Like when a guy considers a particular woman a slut etc, but will gleefully have sex with her, accept head from her etc... :confused: But I thought she was a disgusting slut? Is she not to be avoided at all costs? Wouldn't that also make the guy a slut? So many questions... :(
    I don't think practice girls are sluts, or vice versa. Definitely different breeds of women.


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    #112
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Mirror wrote: »
    No, the guilt hits after you nail her mother. Or blow the load in her face. Or a combination of both.
    Do you look her in the face or show some respect by turning away as she tries to get it outta her eye?


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    #113
    scottledeuce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭scottledeuce


    Lillyella wrote: »
    are you lot really saying that despite the realisation that this type of girl is foolishly letting men get their leg over with her, because she lacks male attention, and thinks that by putting out, she is somehow going up in your estimation, you have no problem taking advantage of her.

    Well.....yea,

    I know a few and i think most guys like to know at least one at any point in time but I think a lot of them could be classed as girls with commitment issues too.

    save a practice girl get a hooker:D


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    #114
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    slideways wrote: »
    Do you look her in the face or show some respect by turning away as she tries to get it outta her eye?
    I feel a warm smile at this point is best, to let her believe you still have some respect for her. Like this guy -> :) I mean, he's bound to have partaken in several bukakes, but he's still smiling.


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    #115
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Lillyella wrote: »
    For all the joking and joshing about this though, are you lot really saying that despite the realisation that this type of girl is foolishly letting men get their leg over with her, because she lacks male attention, and thinks that by putting out, she is somehow going up in your estimation, you have no problem taking advantage of her.

    (Do me a favour, keep the smart replies to a minimum, we all know yer gas, but keep it for the Maddie McCann thread)

    Oh right, yeah, it's okay to joke about a missing girl but heaven forefend we take the piss in a thread that tries to sum up someone in less than ten bullet points. If you are really concerned about guys taking advantage of unconfident girls for sex why not keep an eye out for it in your life and see how often it actually happens?
    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah, I know the irony you're referring to, Lillyella. Like when a guy considers a particular woman a slut etc, but will gleefully have sex with her, accept head from her etc... :confused: But I thought she was a disgusting slut? Is she not to be avoided at all costs? Wouldn't that also make the guy a slut? So many questions... :(

    When guys describe someone as a slut it is simultaneously a term of endearment and derision. On the one hand they are excited at the idea of a woman so enthusiastic about sex that they might get some without much effort (slut also implies someone a bit more adventurous in bed which is an added bonus). On the other hand they are intimidated by a forthrightness they're not normally accustomed to, the idea that they might just be a notch on her belt and finally that she might be getting more out of sex than they are. Hth.


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    #116
    Lillyella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Lillyella


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Oh right, yeah, it's okay to joke about a missing girl but heaven forefend we take the piss in a thread that tries to sum up someone in less than ten bullet points. If you are really concerned about guys taking advantage of unconfident girls for sex why not keep an eye out for it in your life and see how often it actually happens?

    Relax the cacks there Earthhorse, I wasn't condemning anyone for making a joke, I was asking a QUESTION.

    I don't feel concern for these girls, and being married for over 5 years, I don't feel the need to examine my own life.


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    #117
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Lillyella wrote: »
    being married for over 5 years, I don't feel the need to examine my own life.

    Why? What happens after the 5th year? frontal lobotomy? Can you no longer see yourself in the mirror?


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    #118
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Lillyella wrote: »
    Relax the cacks there Earthhorse, I wasn't condemning anyone for making a joke, I was asking a QUESTION.

    I know you were asking a QUESTION and I was giving an ANSWER. Don't you think the fact that people were ripping the piss left, right and centre indicative of their thoughts on it? Not even a little bit?
    Lillyella wrote: »
    I don't feel concern for these girls, and being married for over 5 years, I don't feel the need to examine my own life.

    Well, I wasn't talking about you but if you don't feel concern for these girls that's your lookout.


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    #119
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    So it appears, having a high sex drive in a female = Slut..


    Crawls off mortified!


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    #120
    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    adsgirl wrote: »
    So it appears, having a high sex drive in a female = Slut..


    Crawls off mortified!

    Its not the sex drive, its about the manner in how you approach "satisfying" said sex drive imo!


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    #121
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Its not the sex drive, its about the manner in how you approach "satisfying" said sex drive imo!

    Jesus wept, is there an approach system now?


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