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Are you a practice boy ?

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    #32
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Nerin wrote: »
    as an ex regular to bgrh (due to modding and time restraints) i must say that your weird jibes seem quite out of place on a humor thread.

    BGRH is nothing more than a parody of itself now, or a place where the same 6 or 8 regular posters still left try to score each other or bitch about their feelings.

    Attempts to start threads in the classical BGRH mode are locked, usually by Thaedydal, so you'll forgive me if I am not her biggest fan.


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    #33
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Nerin wrote: »
    *rides a sobbing ostrich *

    Fixed that for you.


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    #34
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    johnnyskeleton wrote: »
    BGRH is nothing more than a parody of itself now, or a place where the same 6 or 8 regular posters still left try to score each other or bitch about their feelings.

    Attempts to start threads in the classical BGRH mode are locked, usually by Thaedydal, so you'll forgive me if I am not her biggest fan.
    feedback tbh?
    this is AH right?
    *looks for signpost*


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    #35
    jellie
    Registered Users Posts: 15,503 ✭✭✭✭jellie


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.

    I actually LOL'd. my ex once put on aftershave his mother had got him that smelt like lemon & to me like toilet cleaner. he wasnt impressed when i told him :D


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    #36
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Hands up who isn't getting any.

    See what I mean? Do you see?


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    #37
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    johnnyskeleton wrote: »
    BGRH is nothing more than a parody of itself now, or a place where the same 6 or 8 regular posters still left try to score each other or bitch about their feelings.

    Attempts to start threads in the classical BGRH mode are locked, usually by Thaedydal, so you'll forgive me if I am not her biggest fan.

    Take it to your therapist or the thunderdrome ffs


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    #38
    [-0-]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    johnnyskeleton wrote: »
    See what I mean? Do you see?

    That you're not getting any? Indeed. There's a smell of want around. :p


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    #39
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Humourless thread is humourless.


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    #40
    genericgoon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    Bitter thread is bitter.


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    #41
    Cuddlesworth
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    Cuddles thread is lacking cuddles.


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    #42
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    sar84 wrote: »
    I actually LOL'd. my ex once put on aftershave his mother had got him that smelt like lemon & to me like toilet cleaner. he wasnt impressed when i told him :D
    i thought lemon was a scent :(


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    #43
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    For the sake of definition. A Practice Boy,, is a boy that a young woman, who is shy of men and inexperienced, uses to build and develop Technique without becoming overly attached, and in a comfortable position to discard when a "proper man" comes along.

    Being in relationship is a skill that takes time in developing. All sensible young women could do with operating on the practice thing,, instead of making a hash of it when the real thing comes along.

    Top ten indicators to tell if you're a Practice boy.

    1. You wear femmine clothing -- (all the time) Pastel colours and what ever she says brings out the colour of your eyes and what she has approved of when she has brougth you shopping.

    2. You're always one of the girls. Knowing what they drink and always going to the bar for her and all her friends and pretending to be more sensative then you are (but you are sensative) -- This is a ruse to lower the defenses of young women, who are nervous of men who are too masculine.

    3. You have the shape of a long streak of misery ,,, and don't really mind. Your lack of muscles would make Charles Atlas weep.

    4. When you try hair products ,,, you look like a sonic the hedgehog which is at least better then the lank locks of Servus Snape.

    5. The last time you wore overalls it was a fancy dress party when you were a kid.

    6. You have a funny walk.

    7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.

    8. You try and talk like a 19 year old hello magazine fan,,, but come off sounding like a 13 year old gay boy, trying to pretend he's 15 and trying to curry favour by being more bitchy then the girls.

    9. You have a mustache , or at least you think you but lets face it a the breeze generated by a passing ford transit van doing 30 miles an hour would whisk it off your spotty upper lip.

    10. You'd let a 19 year old WAG wannabe perform uncomfortable and joyless social acts on you, listening to all her troubles, carrying her shopping bags, accompanying her anywhere she wants to go while never getting more then a hug and a peck on the cheek. (It's not her fault -- she's just young, saving her self for a real man and needs some practice).

    Are you a Practice Boy?
    Shouldn't this be called 'Are you a Lady Boy?', by your description it sounds more accurate.


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    #44
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Ex-Practice boys are bitter. :p


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    #45
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I haven't gotten any in a few months tbh, bar that one time...

    Any ladies wanna get some practice? :)


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    #46
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    Cuddles thread is lacking cuddles.
    i can haz cuddles?

    by the way, does this chloroform smell funny to you?


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    #47
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Nerin wrote: »
    i can haz cuddles?

    by the way, does this chloroform smell funny to you?

    How does a hug differ from a cuddle?

    Not that I am offering one, just wondering.


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    #48
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    How does a hug differ from a cuddle?

    Not that I am offering one, just wondering.
    a hug is like what, three to 5 seconds long, a cuddle can last minutes and hours


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    #49
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    How does a hug differ from a cuddle?

    Not that I am offering one, just wondering.
    You give a hug to a close friend at a funeral, you give a cuddle to a friend you want to screw.


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    #50
    genericgoon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    Mirror wrote: »
    I haven't gotten any in a few months tbh, bar that one time...

    Any ladies wanna get some practice? :)

    Isn't the whole point that Practise boy ain't getting any? :pac:


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    #51
    PrivateEye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭PrivateEye


    I know plenty of lads who've been played for fools by members of the eh...fairer sex before. Full on practice boyos. To be honest I show women (and people in general) a lot of respect and expect not to be treated like a fool myself either. Several of my female mates would ask me for advice on stuff often enough, because they know I'll give them an honest no rubbish answer. I don't 'listen to all their troubles' but I suppose they think I'd just even listen, often enough. I'd do the same for Johnny as Jenny if ya dig. I presume they're all smart enough not to think I'm looking for anything!

    To be honest if you become a 'practice boy' or a 'practice girl' thats as much your fault as the people playing with ya. I wouldn't get involved with somebody (even as a mate, never mind anything else!) if I thought
    they'd 'discard me' when the oppurtunity arose. If you do become some kind of 'practice boy' or 'girl' or whatever else, the blame rests with yourself.


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    #52
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    genericgoon wrote: »
    Isn't the whole point that Practise boy ain't getting any? :pac:
    No, all teh sexeh wimmins are practicing on meeh! :D

    Well, that's what I'm hoping... :(


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    #53
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Nope, never needed one.

    Why you want to be mine ? How much experience have you got ?

    muchos experience!!! :cool:

    you know where to find me ;)


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    #54
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Nerin wrote: »
    a hug is like what, three to 5 seconds long, a cuddle can last minutes and hours

    I've made hugs last minutes. So there!


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    #55
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'm an older, greyer and fatter practice boy.


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    #56
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    /Blows a kiss at dr.bollocko

    :o


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    #57
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    muchos experience!!! :cool:

    you know where to find me ;)

    So you'd be happy to carry by shopping bags and preform what ever menial and embarrassing tasks I would want in public just to be close to me knowing you'd never get sex.

    Ah bless, really maybe you are better of going to a professional dominatrix.


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    #58
    [-0-]
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    Thaedydal wrote: »
    So you'd be happy to carry by shopping bags and preform what ever menial and embarrassing tasks I would want in public just to be close to me knowing you'd never get sex.

    Ah bless, really maybe you are better of going to a professional dominatrix.


    I find the amateur ones do more damage. :pac:


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    #59
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    get sex.

    professional dominatrix.

    giggidy!
    This thread is mah thread.


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    #60
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    So you'd be happy to carry by shopping bags and preform what ever menial and embarrassing tasks I would want in public just to be close to me knowing you'd never get sex.

    Ah bless, really maybe you are better of going to a professional dominatrix.
    yup.......alibi


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    #61
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,434 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I'll take the practice less the metrosexuality. 5 dollah?


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