The polite way to pee?

lorweld

The Polite Way to Pee


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and
impolite
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'



The teacher fainted...

Disco Stu

Hmm might use that one..

any chance you can fix the formatting so it's easier to read..!? It's very dark...!!

lorweld

Disco Stu wrote: »

Hmm might use that one..

any chance you can fix the formatting so it's easier to read..!? It's very dark...!!

No problems, sorry about that! Is it better now???

Sam Kade

Stooopid!

rocky25

Good one Lorweld

CrazyRabbit

Sam Kade wrote: »

Stooopid!

I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

Oh, and it was a good joke! :P

Hagar

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

Oh, and it was a good joke! :P

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Sam Kade

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

Oh, and it was a good joke! :P

Is that so.

patmac

Hagar wrote: »

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Jaysus you'll be out of a job soon.

dr.bollocko

Sam Kade wrote: »

Is that so.

/everyone backs up.
Ooooooohhhh.

Hagar

Same Kade infracted for negative comments on thread.

Please read the Charter before posting again.

Thanks,

Hagar

dr.bollocko

Hagar wrote: »

Same Kade infracted for negative comments on thread.

Please read the Charter before posting again.

Thanks,

Hagar

Haha
And that's the polite way to pwn!

Rabies

Nothing more to say.

Tommy_NDX

Haha. Theres nothing like a good little johnny joke.:D

Bob the Builder

It's not something you'd say to your mother at the dinner table, is it?

Oops. :pac:

boneless

My excuse me is "I'm just going to the jacks to shake hands with the unemployed!"

FruitLover

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

How about lick-arse backseat modding, is that tolerated?

Rabies

yup... brown envelopes are usually passed at the same time

MOH

Rabies wrote: »

yup... brown envelopes are usually passed at the same time

Yikes, passing brown envelopes sounds painful.

Wazdakka

nevf wrote: »

It's not something you'd say to your mother at the dinner table, is it?

Something I'd say to your mother??


*Skurries back to AH*

boneless

MOH wrote: »

Yikes, passing brown envelopes sounds painful.

But it will be over in a jiffy....

NTC

very good, can't wait to try that line!