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How many boards.ie users have you had sex with?

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    #242
    suzziebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭suzziebee


    oh have you? :P


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    #243
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    suzziebee wrote: »
    oh have you? :P
    Is a sekrit.


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    #244
    suzziebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭suzziebee


    ooohkay

    :D


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    #245
    jackdaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭jackdaw


    0 .. and i think I should be glad about that ;)


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    #246
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Nodule through orifice I would imagine.
    Though obv. picking someone else's nose wouldnt count

    Nodule ?


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    #247
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Nodule ?

    Yes. As in small, solid, slightly raised area.
    Wanna see?


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    #248
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I don't see how someone sticking thier nodule or wart in some one's ear ect is sex.
    Tounge maybe and it that is the case Azezil wins this thread.


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    #249
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I don't see how someone sticking thier nodule or wart in some one's ear ect is sex.
    Tounge maybe and it that is the case Azezil wins this thread.

    Marry me


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    #250
    RedXIV
    Registered Users Posts: 8,432 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    just thinking....130,000 users on boards roughly, irish population is 4 million roughly. using these horrible approximations, we can gather that 1 in 30 is on boards....

    those are the odds folks, you go home with a randomer, 1 in 30 chance its a boardsie :D


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    #251
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RedXIV wrote: »
    just thinking....130,000 users on boards roughly, irish population is 4 million roughly. using these horrible approximations, we can gather that 1 in 30 is on boards....

    those are the odds folks, you go home with a randomer, 1 in 30 chance its a boardsie :D

    Divide that by the men to woman ratio Red & you could be going home with Kazobel :p


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    #252
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I don't see how someone sticking thier nodule or wart in some one's ear ect is sex.
    Tounge maybe and it that is the case Azezil wins this thread.

    I could show you how it's sex.
    If you like.
    :o


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    #253
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Divide that by the men to woman ratio Red & you could be going home with Kazobel :p
    \o/

    Result!


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    #254
    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Divide that by the men to woman ratio Red & you could be going home with Kazobel :p
    \o/

    Result!
    You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

    I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change :(


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    #255
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Wincest is best! wrote: »
    You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

    I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change :(

    Nice avatar.
    Twincest is best.


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    #256
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Wincest is best! wrote: »
    You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

    I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change :(
    Tell that to your sister :pac:


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    #257
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »
    \o/

    Result!

    Just lol ! That whole is no goal my friend!
    Wincest is best! wrote: »
    You are so desperate you'd be happy to go home with Kazobel?

    I didnt think you could stoop lower after that name change :(

    He has but it was still a heroic comment :D
    Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »
    Tell that to your sister :pac:

    haha rolled son :)


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    #258
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    there's only one Mordeth perving after winters' sister, and that's me! you lay off.


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    #259
    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »
    Tell that to your sister :pac:
    I told it to yore ma but she couldn't hear me with her head in the pillow :pac:


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    #260
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Wincest is best! wrote: »
    I told it to yore ma but she couldn't hear me with her head in the pillow :pac:
    I know, but when she can't find your cock she'll look ANYWHERE! Desperate times an all that..


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    #261
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    |-*SxyDubGrrl93*-| wrote: »
    there's only one Mordeth perving after winters' sister, and that's me! you lay off.
    I'm inviting you to my next omgbbq, fantastic spit roast.


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    #262
    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »
    I know, but when she can't find your cock she'll look ANYWHERE! Desperate times an all that..
    She did seem a little weirded out that it wasn't located right in the middle of my forhead like her sons :pac:


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    #263
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Easy there bitches.


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    #264
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Wincest is best! wrote: »
    She did seem a little weirded out that it wasn't located right in the middle of my forhead like her sons :pac:
    AHA! My brother is an asexual emo! You lose. :cool:


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    #265
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just lol @ you 3. Good stuff


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    #266
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Easy there bitches.
    He started it! I dunno, I think there's sexual tension...I think I want his sister, but deep down......*sigh*


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    #267
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    lol , off out on the piss lads. Enjoy your messing.

    Mirror <3 Kazobel , SOMEONE QUOTE HIS MESSAGE IN A PM. The reaction would be gas ;)


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    #268
    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »
    AHA! My brother is an asexual emo! You lose. :cool:

    oh so you tell each other apart because he's the emo one? :pac:


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    #269
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Dear PullMyFinger,
    This thread was locked because it went ridiculously off topic and turned into one big circle jerk.

    Now I'm quite aware that a circle jerk is a form of sexual activity, but it's only fun for those nvolved and tends to sicken everyone else.

    I hope this post has been satisfactory.

    Yours sincerely,
    Terry.


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    #270
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    you know what we oughta do? mods keep posting in this thread, but keep it locked. wreck some heads!


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    #271
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'd like you to pull my finger.


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