Friday Morning Quickies

rocky25 · 08-08-2008 9:26am #1

The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders.

While waiting for the coffee Machineto finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The XO chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

The Colonel's Aide, a LT, responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee.

What was HIS opinion?

With no hesitation, the young PFC responded,

"Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, Sir, began the PFC,

"if there was any work involved,

the officers would have me doing it for them!"

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Marine Corps.

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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners,

he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried.

"I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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On a business trip in Japan, I coped off with the managing director’s daughter,

We slipped off into my hotel room and I made love to her,

She was gripping my shoulders real hard and drawing blood and shouting out Eurekio Eurekio.

I thought she’s well enjoying this so I got stuck in and made rough love for hours.

The next day I played a round of golf with her dad, he teed off a the ball flew straight down the fairway and straight into a hole,

Eurekio Eurekio he shouted jumping up and down,

I asked what is Eurekio translated into English,

He replied........WRONG BLOODY HOLE

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