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Bells a' ringing

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  • 08-08-2008 2:21pm
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    MBC
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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
    straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
    95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
    had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were
    making love on Sunday morning'.

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old
    having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced
    age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
    start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
    Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the ding and out on the dong.'

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the
    ice cream truck hadn't come along.'


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