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Purely Embarrassing Musicians....

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    David Gray, Chris Martin, Gerard Way, Avril Lavigne and every member of the Manic Street Fcuking Preachers.

    All proof that God occasionally makes mistakes.

    your standards are too high , while im no fan of any of those , i wouldnt call any of them embarrassing apart from avril lavigne , david gray i cant stand but i can see why many like him

    speaking of avril lavigne , i would include one of her fellow canadians on the list
    bryan adams , hes more bland than canada


  • Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭yevveh


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Like Brandon, moustache is a bit dodgy though. Looks like a gay cop in a cheap 80's porno

    this will be his next step...



    one of his other songs is called "teeny weeny string bikini", to give you an idea of the ridiculousness of this man :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭sunnyside


    fluffyVW wrote: »
    Declan Nerney

    &

    Mick Flavin...

    But your sig says you're from Longford. I thought everyone in Longford loved Declan Nerney:)


    Donna + Joeseph McCaul


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    celine dion i pure hate the woman and her music


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    "Might I also mention Guigsy and Bonehead from Oasis, two guys with very limited musical ability who got lucky by being Noel Gallagher's mates"

    To be fair NONE of the members of oasis have any real musical abilty , its novice being able to play a few open chords


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    "Might I also mention Guigsy and Bonehead from Oasis, two guys with very limited musical ability who got lucky by being Noel Gallagher's mates"

    To be fair NONE of the members of oasis have any real musical abilty , its novice being able to play a few open chords

    How many self-written albums have you sold?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭DenMan


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Apart from Eurovision entries or we will be here all night :D

    Hey, Lordi were my favourites to win Eurovision before the qualified for the competition. They are an awesome band. Honestly I have to say it is Green Day. There is something very off putting about them. The bass player (Mike Dirnt) should spend some time with Steve Harris (Iron Maiden), Gene Simmons (KISS) and Robert Trujillo (Metallica) because he pales in comparison. I truly despise Green Day, however my sister and her bf's family love them (why I don't know). Unfortunately in a no win scenario. :(

    On a side note just saw a pic of Dave Keuning (Green Day) and he looks alarmingly like "Weird Al" Jankovic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Sir Graball


    aidan24326 wrote: »
    And Chris De Burgh, one of Ireland's great embarassments. If only we could have passed him off as English or something.

    We tried, they didn't want him either.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    That makes it all the more embarassing to hear him today.

    Just out of interest. What recent material have you heard from Squire?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭insinkerator


    Ronan Keating


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  • Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭yevveh


    We tried, they didn't want him either.

    He desperately wants to play in Iran apparently, maybe they'll take him in.


    Denman - Dave Keuning is in the Killers, not Green Day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Sir Graball


    yevveh wrote: »
    He desperately wants to play in Iran apparently, maybe they'll take him in.

    Can't see 'Patricia the Stripper' going down too well over there!

    Rolf Harris


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    The Edge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    nummnutts wrote: »
    The Edge.
    Why did Bono fall off the stage.

    "He stood to close to the Edge" weh weh weh :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,442 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    • Bono
    • David Gray
    • Chris De Bleeurugghh
    • Mick Hucknall
    • Amy Winehouse
    • Britney Spears
    • Bryan/Brian McFadden
    • Michael Jackson
    • That bloke out of The Darkness who sings falsetto


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    KISS


  • Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭Lukasz.


    Firetrap wrote: »
    • Bono
    • David Gray
    • Chris De Bleeurugghh
    • Mick Hucknall
    • Amy Winehouse
    • Britney Spears
    • Bryan/Brian McFadden
    • Michael Jackson
    • That bloke out of The Darkness who sings falsetto

    david Gray=Kudos.
    Mick Hucknall=Kudos.
    Michael jackson=Kudos.

    the rest,dunno........


  • Registered Users Posts: 683 ✭✭✭Scram


    hada wrote: »
    pete doherty.

    axle rose (ugh)

    fred durst

    Yeah id agree with that but Axel Rose what did he do thats so bad?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Scram wrote: »
    Yeah id agree with that but Axel Rose what did he do thats so bad?

    Was born, unfortunately.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Firetrap wrote: »
    • Bono
    • David Gray
    • Chris De Bleeurugghh
    • Mick Hucknall
    • Amy Winehouse
    • Britney Spears
    • Bryan/Brian McFadden
    • Michael Jackson
    • That bloke out of The Darkness who sings falsetto
    I agree with a lot of those choices.

    I would leave out Bono, Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson - while I don't like them as people, I do enjoy their music.

    Good call on the rest, though :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭nycman


    Ye forgot Tommy Fleming(shudder) and Kid Rock (Mommy my ears are bleeding)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    I bleedin love the stone roses but Ian Brown is a mess!:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    The Script - all of them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭SarahJ


    Oh God, Chris Martin argghhh he cannot sing, and he is is just plain s*ite


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,935 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    WESTLIFE!! How can anyone forget them...actually any boyband that gesticulates their music is embarrasing...

    And Kudos to whoever said Daniel O' Donnell.


    Oh and Brian Kennedy. Plank


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Oooo rememeber B*Witched anyone


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,935 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Oooo rememeber B*Witched anyone

    how can anyone forget?!

    "Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't..."


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fluffyVW wrote: »
    Aww!!! Whats wrong with poor Daniel!!!

    d-odonnell-08-gf.jpg

    Ah... Would ya look at him there sitting on his couch!!!







    :p

    I saw that calender in my local Dunne's stores awhile back and was instantly captivated by it. While flicking through it I realised that Daniel looks a lot like Gerard Butler.

    On that note I should say that I'm not a fan of his but you know what he makes a lot of people quite happy and who are any of us to dictate what's good and bad. I had to listen to a speech today on why I can nolonger call my self a punk fan because I bought the Noah and the Whale album, in my defence it's bloody catchy and Tesco did'nt have the new Slipknot album in.

    That said Tommy Fleming is a truly talentless twat with no redeeming features or attributes what so ever, he used to come into the shop I worked in and I took great pleasure in constantly winding him up.

    Tommy: Ah, how are ya? How are my albums selling?
    Me: Flying off the shelf, we hard to order another two dozen on Monday.
    Tommy: Oh fantastic, I knew it was a winner.
    Me: Tell me about it, success story of the year, unlike that new Tommy Fleming album. Have'nt sold one yet.
    Tommy:Eh, I thought you said they were flying off the shelves.
    Me: Yeah, your's are Mike, but Fleming's are'nt selling at all.
    Tommy: But I'm Tommy Fleming.
    Me: Oh, in that case, no your stuff isn't selling at all.

    He would come in at least twice a month and I would always pretend I did'nt know who he was and ignore him like I did with most people I dislike immensly. In fact the first few times he came in enquiring about his stuff I genuinelly had no idea who he was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Oooo rememeber B*Witched anyone

    I work in a library in the small town in Illinois and always come across the same B*Witched CD, saw they added a new CD by Paddy Casey there as well, more rubbage. Happy Mondays, bunch of clowns is all, idolised by druggies. :p Is there a bigger eejit out there than that Bez fella that used to hang around?


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  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ruu wrote: »
    I work in a library in the small town in Illinois and always come across the same B*Witched CD, saw they added a new CD by Paddy Casey there as well, more rubbage. Happy Mondays, bunch of clowns is all, idolised by druggies. :p Is there a bigger eejit out there than that Bez fella that used to hang around?

    QFT.


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