How often to you wash your hands after you pee?

Epic Tissue

Always

ImDave

Once in 2001.

KTRIC

I make it a point of washing my hands. I wouldn't use a toilet unless it had washing facilities.

Of course there's always those times when you're caught short and need to relieve yourself in a public place.

Holsten

Every single time.

Slidey

Ever go down on a woman?

Why worry about washing your hands so?

Flamed Diving

In addition, if you use the door handle on your way out you are effectively touching the pee of everyone who didn't wash their hands.

entropi

Wash my hands before and after. One of the reasons i still think people shouldnt really shake hands as a greeting as too many out there won't wash afterwards...horrible to think about.

Flamed Diving

Handling money too.

Jigsaw

F**king pile of hygiene freaks here.

Hands clean, dick clean, go for a piss, don't piss on your hands, then no need to wash your hands.

Other examples people have given are much more high risk. For example, door handles and money. You don't know who has touched them, but if you have had a shower in the morning your cock is clean and you don't piss on your hands then there is no need. Why can't people just see this?

tricky D

the_syco wrote: »

From working in pubs, cinemas, etc, I noticed that those who don't flush the toilets, also don't wash their hands.

Casinos are the worst imo. Cards, cash, chips, tables, handles, on top of the non-washers - frightening. One of the first things I used to tell our new trainees was to always wash their hands when they left the table and never ever put your hands near your face, especially near your eyes. Tales of impetigo and blinding eye infections come to mind.

Dyson Air Blade ftw

DonkeyStyle \o/

Peeing is disgusting, I never do it.

connundrum

Jigsaw wrote: »

F**king pile of hygiene freaks here.

Hands clean, dick clean, go for a piss, don't piss on your hands, then no need to wash your hands.

Other examples people have given are much more high risk. For example, door handles and money. You don't know who has touched them, but if you have had a shower in the morning your cock is clean and you don't piss on your hands then there is no need. Why can't people just see this?

Bing - effin - go!

Don't piss on hands, ergo no need to wash.

I'm in Easons to today, natural has been hollering for the best part of an hour now.
Only I am faced with a dilema. The customer toilet is unisex.
I completely don't trust Irish and Italian men with toilets.
I dance at the door my toes curling while I make up my mind.
It is an emergency. I'll have to suck it up.
So I open the door to come face to face with the biggest,greasiest bear pooh I have ever seen in my life. I swear it tried to crawl out of the bowl to get at me.
What is worse is that there was no toilet paper on top of it, so its parent either didn't wipe or arranged the scene before he left.

Slidey

Im no expert on this but it could have come out in one big swoop... leaving the badge cleaner than berties concience.

Always wash the hands after a Donald trump mind.. for some reason the finger inevitably punches threw the cheap stolen bog roll at some stage..

entropi

Moonbaby wrote: »

Only I am faced with a dilema. The customer toilet is unisex.
I completely don't trust Irish and Italian men with toilets

We aint all untrustworthy

so its parent either didn't wipe or arranged the scene before he left.

ugh:(

KBarry

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

minxie

KBarry wrote: »

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH ................... men:rolleyes:

genericgoon

KBarry wrote: »

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

Ready Salted or Dry Roasted nuts?

Gran Hermano

KBarry wrote: »

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

So what does you 'hygiene freak mrs' say when your nuts smell/taste
of crisps?

GirlInterrupted

Jigsaw wrote: »

I only wash my hands if I accidentally piss on my hand. i shower regularly so my cock is clean.

Would people wash their hands after shaking someone else's hand. Just a stupid social convention. You need only wash your hands if you piss on your hands or if your cock is dirty.

I won't be shaking your hand anytime soon......:eek:.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Always!

shenanigans1982

I wash them before I piss to make sure I don't get any germs on my cock. You always know what your cock has touched but never what your hands have touched.

Conor108

Always. In fact, I randomly wash my hands throughout the day, especially after:

• Shaking hands
• Using the TV Remote
• Being Out
• Putting something in the dishwaher
• Using the mouse/keyboard
• Petting the dog

etc.:D

jaffa20

i don't really see the point because piss is sterile. i do wash them tho, esp when i do a no 2. But people are hygenic freaks these days. The amount of germs floating around and we worry about washing our hands, i mean come on! FYI, being too clean is not good because it is the germs that strengten our immune system and fight viruses. If we are too clean, we are likely to become infected quicker because our immune system is weaker and more suspectible to colds etc..

What do you think is in antibiotics Maybe you should wash them first!

flanum

i wash my hands BEFORE i pee (my hands are usually manky after fiddling with gear=boxes and motors..),....
.... After i pee?... NO...whats the point? my mickey is clean, and if i did use public taps and towels etc id prob pick up lots of germs!

entropi

jaffa20 wrote: »

FYI being too clean is not good because it is the germs that strengten our immune system and fight viruses. If we are too clean, we are likely to become infected quicker because our immune system is weaker and more suspectible to colds etc..

Well considering i get a cold MAYBE twice a year, havent had flu in over 8 and serious illness doesnt happen to me, i think the wash before and after rule aint doing me any harm.

Call Me Jimmy

Conor108 wrote: »

Always. In fact, I randomly wash my hands throughout the day, especially after:

• Shaking hands
• Using the TV Remote
• Being Out
• Putting something in the dishwaher
• Using the mouse/keyboard
• Petting the dog

etc.:D

That's a joke, right?

jaffa20

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Well considering i get a cold MAYBE twice a year, havent had flu in over 8 and serious illness doesnt happen to me, i think the wash before and after rule aint doing me any harm.

Well maybe you aren't washing properly or using those nasty hand dryers which actually "release" faeces. Dublin city wouldn't be the cleanest either. We can never escape germs. They are part of nature.

entropi

jaffa20 wrote: »

Well maybe you aren't washing properly or using those nasty hand dryers which actually "release" faeces.

I dont see the logic in this statement, i dont get sick but i dont wash my hands properly?

And about the germs, i already knew this and my fave subject in college right now is Anatomy&Physiology so i'll continue to learn

DanGerMus

Just the once and i'm good.

Although i know this really neat trick for avoiding having to wash you hands after.

DONT PISS ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also doesn't anyone else think doing it after is a bit pointless unless you've actually pissed on your hands and shouldn't we be more concerned with washing them before so we don't get all the dirty stuff from our hands on our cocks. Just a thought.

/edit: ah i see my sentiments are shared should have read first then posted. point still stands though.