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Affairs

Hagar · 2008-08-10 17:03:14

Three lads are talking at a bar. The first guy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." The second guy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and…

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10-08-2008 6:03pm

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Three lads are talking at a bar.

The first guy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

The second guy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

The last guy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

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