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Billy Connelly Chain letter

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  • 10-08-2008 6:24pm
    #1
    skinner2x
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭


    Great one to send to people with you on their chain
    mail distribution list.....


    Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding
    50
    billion f**king chain letters sent to me by people who actually
    believe
    that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with
    a
    breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
    removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
    show.

    And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
    everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1?

    How stupid are we?

    Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
    get
    laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

    What a bunch of bulls**t.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
    sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
    started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
    pilgrim
    stowaways on the Endeavour.

    F*ck 'em.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
    mildly
    amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,
    and
    this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
    nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

    I don't f*cking care.

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
    contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your
    own unpopularity.

    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
    leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

    If it's funny, send it on.

    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
    Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to ! the arse of a dead
    elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
    letter
    he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
    your
    underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

    Have a nice day.

    P.S. Send me 15 euro and Then F*ck Off


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