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Dog eyeing me up.

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  • 11-08-2008 1:24am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 19


    Hi,

    I own a dog named Betty, she's a lovely labrador, but she isn't a blind dog. I've looked after her for about 4 years now, since she was a puppy...

    But lately she's been giving me looks, you know, eyeing me up and ****. Checking me out. And I don't know what to do. I've already told her I'm her owner and only want to be friends, but she comes into my bedroom at night, rubbing her paw on the bed clothes and trying to seduce me, what should I do?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t


    Obviously you're giving the dog the wrong idea!
    Anyway whats wrong with betty is she not good enough for you?
    She has feeling too you know!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭Warhammer


    take Betty out of your bedroom and shut your bedroom door.
    Problem solved:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,993 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Go ahead and marry, no-one will bat an eyelid.

    dog-wedding.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,476 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Please do not feed the trolls.


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