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What do you do at Discos?

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  • #102
    YDMHSSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭YDMHSSB


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead's not buying the whole girlfriend story YDMHSSB. If it were true why would you pick a username that is an acronym for: Young Dateless Man Has Solo Sex Binges?

    It just doesn't add up.

    you have too much time on your hands:D:D:D.


  • #103
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    YDMHSSB wrote: »
    you have too much time on your hands:D:D:D.

    Still, you're done!!


  • #104
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    YDMHSSB wrote: »
    nope, wrong my boy. have a girlfriend (foreign burd) and before that was dating an english girl for 2 and 1/2 years. women love to be perved at and its only proper to oblige. dare i suggest your the single one and aint been laid in a long long time? if you dont look at girls, then how will you ever choose which ones you want to be with.
    Unless you're English yourself, then your last girlfriend was foreign too.


  • #105
    RugbyFanatic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭RugbyFanatic


    YDMHSSB wrote: »
    nope, wrong my boy. have a girlfriend (foreign burd) and before that was dating an english girl for 2 and 1/2 years.



    LEDGE


  • #106
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,532 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    RugbyFanatic wrote: »
    LEDGE
    Maybe you should jump off it!


  • #107
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    Normally play the whole drunken talking sh*te with the lads / dancing card.

    However due to my current sober status, it's now just sober talking sh*te followed up with some sporadic and short dancing sprees, due to the fact I realise how I'm dancing.

    I am no longer chatting up unattractive ladies though which is a bonus.


  • #108
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    OP, what's the point of just going up to the bar and drinking your head off, you can do that at home. People go to nightclubs to hang out with friends or to flirt, or sleep with, members of the opposite sex.

    So you either dance up to girls (I'm not a fan of this) or chat them up. If it's too loud, go to a pub (my usual choice):)


  • #109
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    RugbyFanatic wrote: »
    LEDGE

    Why so, meathead? Because he went out with an English girl?


  • #110
    TMoreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭TMoreno


    The only reason for a straight man to go to a Disco is to dance and pick up a girl.


  • #111
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    when i go to clubs i give drunk people paper towels to dry their hands,sweaty people deodorant and aftershave, and provide chewing gum and lollipops.its so rewarding...


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  • #112
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Once I get to hear Maniac 2000 I'm happy. Probably the thing I miss most about home!

    you know what on friday night at about 1 o clock you can hear that bein played down at the local hop :D

    i useually drink lucazade and vodca chat up some skirt and have a good time...


  • #113
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    I do THIS at discos.


  • #114
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Lol. K. So I know this is like, kinda mean? but this is what I do k.

    So Im always wearing the totally skimpiest things for like, goin the disco. Im like, up dancing real sexy like? All the guys dancing with me and stuff. I can see they are like, totalling pitching - watching my moves. So anyway, I like never let any of them kiss me? Instead I call my friend over and kiss her in front of them!

    I always feel sooo bad after, so when I need to like, pee? I ask which one would like to mind my drink for me?


    Form an orderly Q, gentlemen...


  • #115
    Dean820
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Lol. K. So I know this is like, kinda mean? but this is what I do k.

    So Im always wearing the totally skimpiest things for like, goin the disco. Im like, up dancing real sexy like? All the guys dancing with me and stuff. I can see they are like, totalling pitching - watching my moves. So anyway, I like never let any of them kiss me? Instead I call my friend over and kiss her in front of them!

    I always feel sooo bad after, so when I need to like, pee? I ask which one would like to mind my drink for me?


    Form an orderly Q, gentlemen...

    lol, sounds familar.


  • #116
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    TMoreno wrote: »
    The only reason for a straight man to go to a Disco is to dance and pick up a girl.

    WRONG!! I've 3 reasons

    1. Fart
    2. Burp
    3. Curse


  • #117
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    me ??

    i break all the dance floor rules. :cool:


  • #118
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,254 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    The thing about dancing is to just not give a monkeys. Do dancing similar to what others are doing and you will find that less people are actually looking at you than you think. Or look like you are having a laugh by dancing real zany now and again (Like Napoleon dynamite). You'll find some women thinks its cool to not take yourself seriously. But you gotta look comfortable while doing it, thats the nack. Im in my late 20's now, and at this stage of life I couldnt care less what others think, as long are you are not getting in other peoples way / annoying them etc way there should be no bother. If people laugh at me I just laugh back. Who cares at the end of the day. I cant dance to save my life btw.


  • #119
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    OP you sound like a cockblocker to me


  • #120
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Reganio 2 wrote: »
    OP you sound like a cockblocker to me

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=QItQQFB5bXg

    listen to the end :cool:


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  • #121
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Drink lots of coffee and listen to your favourite songs before going out, Works for me, Confidence Caffeine, Bring som Caffeine tablets into the club for a quick fix if you crash.


  • #122
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    S.I.R wrote: »
    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=QItQQFB5bXg

    listen to the end :cool:

    That's exactly where I got it from mate :D


  • #123
    PaulByrne'sBald
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭PaulByrne'sBald


    Mirror wrote: »
    Cool, cheers. Talk to ya later yeah?

    classic!


  • #124
    Aodan83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Lol. K. So I know this is like, kinda mean? but this is what I do k.

    So Im always wearing the totally skimpiest things for like, goin the disco. Im like, up dancing real sexy like? All the guys dancing with me and stuff. I can see they are like, totalling pitching - watching my moves. So anyway, I like never let any of them kiss me? Instead I call my friend over and kiss her in front of them!

    I always feel sooo bad after, so when I need to like, pee? I ask which one would like to mind my drink for me?


    Form an orderly Q, gentlemen...
    You are pure evil.


  • #125
    Emmsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Emmsy


    Shift.


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