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Cazlou · 23-08-2008 11:48pm

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Damn straight! She treated my bro like crap and her bro ain't much better either, he steeled his best friend's gf of 8 years from him, the family is just not cool!

:eek: Evil people!!!:mad:

Bijoux · 23-08-2008 11:53pm

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Damn straight! She treated my bro like crap and her bro ain't much better either, he steeled his best friend's gf of 8 years from him, the family is just not cool!

Jesus christ!!!
What did the best friend do to them?

Handsome Bob · 24-08-2008 12:02am

Bijoux wrote: »

Jesus christ!!!
What did the best friend do to them?

The sad thing is that the chap who got cheated on had no other real friends before he befriended the guy who ultimately stole his girlfriend. They were in a club, he went to the toilet and when he came back he found his best friend was wereing the face off his girlfriend. Now he has no-one.:(

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 12:06am

LZ5by5 wrote: »

The sad thing is that the chap who got cheated on had no other real friends before he befriended the guy who ultimately stole his girlfriend. They were in a club, he went to the toilet and when he came back he found his best friend was wereing the face off his girlfriend. Now he has no-one.:(

well he's better off without them both in that case though! Who needs a friend like that?!:(

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 12:10am

Cazlou is right, he's far better off without them.....jesus though, what a betrayal! The poor guy!

Handsome Bob · 24-08-2008 12:11am

Cazlou wrote: »

well he's better off without them both in that case though! Who needs a friend like that?!:(

I know, but he knew the chap for 8 years. All the people who he use to go out with knew his cheating mate first, and have sided with the cheating mate. He has no-one!:(

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 12:16am

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I know, but he knew the chap for 8 years. All the people who he use to go out with knew his cheating mate first, and have sided with the cheating mate. He has no-one!:(

Believe me I know that feeling! (Of having noone, but it was someone stealing my mates - sounds bizarre but it happened) Do you know the guy well yourself?

Handsome Bob · 24-08-2008 12:25am

Cazlou wrote: »

Believe me I know that feeling! (Of having noone, but it was someone stealing my mates - sounds bizarre but it happened) Do you know the guy well yourself?

Yes, from my young years (16/17) of working in a kitchen. He was such a nice bloke and was always the life and soul of the craic in the kitchen. Unfortunately the poor chap put all his chips on making mates in the kitchen, whereas the rest of us hung with our mates from school and the like.

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 12:29am

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Yes, from my young years (16/17) of working in a kitchen. He was such a nice bloke and was always the life and soul of the craic in the kitchen. Unfortunately the poor chap put all his chips on making mates in the kitchen, whereas the rest of us hung with our mates from school and the like.

Ah that sucks. Would ye invite him on lads nights out at all? if he's that good craic usually it might give him a boost!?! Bond over your common enemies!;)

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 12:32am

Cazlou wrote: »

Bond over your common enemies!

LOVE IT!!! :pac:

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 12:43am

Bijoux wrote: »

LOVE IT!!! :pac:

why thank you!:pac:

<_<

>_>

where'd everyone go??

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 1:06am

Haha sorry, I vamoosed to wash my hair

I will buy you a drink though.....on account of my unannounced departure....:)

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 1:07am

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Yes, from my young years (16/17) of working in a kitchen. He was such a nice bloke and was always the life and soul of the craic in the kitchen. Unfortunately the poor chap put all his chips on making mates in the kitchen, whereas the rest of us hung with our mates from school and the like.

Shes right though.
Bond, bonnnnnnd over your enemies!

Was chips an intentional pun there? :P

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 1:09am

Bijoux wrote: »

Haha sorry, I vamoosed to wash my hair

I will buy you a drink though.....on account of my unannounced departure....:)

*whispers* while I was alone I acquired a bottle of jd....;) so all we need is the coke....:cool:

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 1:11am

Bijoux wrote: »

Shes right though.
Bond, bonnnnnnd over your enemies!

Was chips an intentional pun there? :P

Dammit how did I miss that?!?:(
:pac:

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 1:11am

*hops behind bar and proceeds to steal coke, glasses and ice*

Partytime!!!

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 1:18am

Woot!
I'll slice lemons so!:D

Now.....what to stick on the jukebox??!!!......

Handsome Bob · 24-08-2008 1:26am

Bijoux wrote: »

Shes right though.
Bond, bonnnnnnd over your enemies!

Was chips an intentional pun there? :P

No! I swear!:P:pac:

More drink!

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 1:30am

Something we can dance to!!!

More drink?
Aye!!!

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 1:37am

Aaaaarrrghhh I have a choon but can't figure out how to embed it!:mad::(

line up the shots there guys!;)

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 1:45am

Mmmm......luminous!

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 1:47am

But...but.....but......THEY'RE EMPTY!!!!!:eek:

Fill them! Fill them up quick!!!

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 1:53am

That enough alcomahol for ya Caz?

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 1:56am

Sweeeeeeet!!!!!!:D

now.....where to start??:pac:

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 1:58am

Whatever we do, dont have the yellow looking ones last, it looks like we will need something to wash them down with! :pac:

genericgoon · 24-08-2008 1:59am

Bijoux wrote: »

Mmmm......luminous!

The ones off Dragons Den were better. They only went like that when they were full :O

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 2:03am

Bijoux wrote: »

Whatever we do, dont have the yellow looking ones last, it looks like we will need something to wash them down with! :pac:

the ones at the back right??? they look a bit like something a girl could make a boy drink swallow in certain circumstances, if you get my meaning??!!:pac:

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 2:07am

genericgoon wrote: »

The ones off Dragons Den were better. They only went like that when they were full :O

Oh pish posh! Quit yo' jibber jabber and down it!!!

Cazlou wrote: »

the ones at the back right??? they look a bit like something a girl could make a boy drink swallow in certain circumstances, if you get my meaning??!!:pac:

Hahaha indeed.......jesus I wonder what they are?

Hmm it could be this...

Made from egg yolks, sugar and brandy apparently! EW!!!
One of those, and 15 of the lime green ones please

Cazlou · 24-08-2008 2:24am

:pac: could be!

I have to say they remind me of the joke/story about the 'Girlfriend's revenge'.
A couple are in the pub with their friends and he starts on about a certain aspect of their s*x-life, so she goes to the bar and orders a baileys, and also asks for a wedge of lemon and salt. She goes back to the table and tells him it's a new shot he really has to try, and he's all for it. So she says ok, it's kinda like doing tequila, you lick the salt, then squeeze the lemon into the baileys and knock it into your mouth straight away BUT do not swallow it, you gotta keep it in your mouth for 10 seconds before downing it - this is how you get the kick! So he's all for it, and goes for it with gusto. Until he has all the contents in his mouth...... the girlfriend starts counting...2 seconds in....all is fine, 5 seconds in he feels a strange sensation..... 7 seconds in something's not quite right....9.5 seconds the lemon and salt have now completely curdled the baileys.... the boyfriend gags as he swallows it.... The girlfriends claps here hands together, turns to their friends and says "That's the last time HE'll tell me off for spitting!"
:P

Bijoux · 24-08-2008 2:42am

Hahaha....nice!!!
Imagine drinkin that tho

I'm on my laptop now.....typing in the dark......nonetheless....more drink!!!

The Snakepit!

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