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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭KatCookie


    Am i ere?
    woooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo:p:mad::o:eek::(:rolleyes::cool::pac:
    aww.. look at that, a newbie!.. aww..

    drinky?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Pint bottle of Bulmers please barkeep :D

    Oh and good evening peoples!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    More drink:D:pac:............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    How is everybody tonight?
    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    BrynW wrote: »
    Pint bottle of Bulmers please barkeep :D

    Oh and good evening peoples!

    I like how you think.:D Can't beat the pint bottles, some places just have awful pints!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    I like how you think.:D Can't beat the pint bottles, some places just have awful pints!

    I havent had a pint of Bulmers in years.....it is p!ss on tap in so many places that it wasnt worth even buying one to see what it is like!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Pint bottle and a glass full of ice....only way to go :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Damn right Bijoux!
    Bryn wrote: »
    I havent had a pint of Bulmers in years.....it is p!ss on tap in so many places that it wasnt worth even buying one to see what it is like!

    Yep, and it's up to 4.90 in my local and it's garbage.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Ya know what they say......drink at home, get pished for fook all money, and then go out smashed! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Bijoux wrote: »
    Pint bottle and a glass full of ice....only way to go :cool:

    I like the way you think :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Everyone seems to ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Bijoux wrote: »
    Ya know what they say......drink at home, get pished for fook all money, and then go out smashed! :D

    Yeah but if you're trying to get into a club it doesn't help if your slurring your words and staggering up to the place.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    I rope the person who's beside me into a seemingly intellectual conversation about physics / the universe / religion ......makes us seem smart (and relatively sober).

    Alternatively, I endear the bouncers with my drunkenness! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Bijoux wrote: »
    Everyone seems to ;)

    Careful now....your head might get too big to fit through the door on your way out :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Bijoux wrote: »
    I rope the person who's beside me into a seemingly intellectual conversation about physics / the universe / religion ......makes us seem smart (and relatively sober).

    Alternatively, I endear the bouncers with my drunkenness! :D
    I always use the "engrossing conversation" one when walking up to bouncers!:pac:

    The words drunken, endear and bouncers just don't go together down in these parts.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Bryn wrote: »
    Careful now....your head might get too big to fit through the door on your way out :p

    Yes, it's become quite problematic actually.....I can never leave here!!!
    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    I always use the "engrossing conversation" one when walking up to bouncers!:pac:

    The words drunken, endear and bouncers just don't go together down in these parts.:p

    Yes, its a strategic move alright! :D

    Meh bouncers are always sound to me cos they
    (a) make a fuss over my passport photo (it's HEINOUS!)
    (b) ask me about my name and whether I hail from Cork
    (c) if I'm very drunk I tend to tell them that they have a fabulous suit and/or ask them which martial art they are skilled in :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Bijoux wrote: »
    Yes, it's become quite problematic actually.....I can never leave here!!!



    Yes, its a strategic move alright! :D

    Meh bouncers are always sound to me cos they
    (a) make a fuss over my passport photo (it's HEINOUS!)
    (b) ask me about my name and whether I hail from Cork
    (c) if I'm very drunk I tend to tell them that they have a fabulous suit and/or ask them which martial art they are skilled in :D

    Yeah see blokes can't do that.:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Bijoux wrote: »
    Yes, it's become quite problematic actually.....I can never leave here!!!

    Well at least there will always be somebody serving drinks then :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Yeah see blokes can't do that.:P

    Yes...I cant deny its generally far easier to get past bouncers when you're drunk if you're a chick....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Bijoux wrote: »
    Yes...I cant deny its generally far easier to get past bouncers when you're drunk if you're a chick....

    It's all the same, bouncers want everyone to be submissive, and in a blokes case, we have to quietly come across as knowing we're inferior males compared to them.:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Bryn wrote: »
    Well at least there will always be somebody serving drinks then :P

    Hey it's what I'm here for...:D
    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    It's all the same, bouncers want everyone to be submissive, and in a blokes case, we have to quietly come across as knowing we're inferior males compared to them.:pac:

    Don't you just love role play!?! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Hi all,

    Sorry bijoux i know i sadi when we started this that id help with barkeep! :(
    And i will just stuck doing repeats and stuff at the mo so not on much! But finished thursday! \o/ Yay

    Then Electric Picnic and all be back to you all! :D
    Anyone else here heading down?

    I'll have the dirtiest shot going pls! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    Cox on the Rox? :P

    Ouch, hard luck on the repeats, I hope they're going well for ya!!!

    Not heading to it....ah maybe next year!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    O_o Emptied out early tonight didn't? Damn people with real lives. :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭KatCookie


    i think we need to find more single people people who are willing to talk here during the day.. not just me all alone here sighing and refreshing the page constantly in the hopes of someone posting a comment..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    I is here.:) How are you?

    *ponders whether to drink so relatively early.*:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,109 ✭✭✭ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV


    im back :D , couldn't get time to post yesterday :D too busy.
    how is everybody?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    im back :D , couldn't get time to post yesterday :D too busy.
    how is everybody?

    Jebus, you're always busy and off on your adventures!:mad::pac:

    I'm good, you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,109 ✭✭✭ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Jebus, you're always busy and off on your adventures!:mad::pac:

    I'm good, you?

    i know but i will have too much free time when i finish work in a few weeks ,
    im fantastic, a little tired but its all good!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    i know but i will have too much free time when i finish work in a few weeks ,
    im fantastic, a little tired but its all good!

    Why are ya finishing up, back in uni?


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