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The vicars Salary

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  • 12-08-2008 9:48am
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    Socos
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    The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger
    congregation that will pay him more.

    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

    Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area, stands
    up and proclaims:

    'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new BMW every
    year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,

    'If the Vicar will stay on here I'll personally double his
    salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
    education of his children!'

    More sighs and loud applause.

    Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,

    'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'

    There is total silence.

    The Preacher, blushing, asks her:

    'Mrs.Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

    Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding
    his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
    side, while his wife replies:








    'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,
    'f**k him !'


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