Questionnaire

Peyton Manning

Something to do/discuss in the days before what most of us consider the start of the season kicks off......

Note: Green font present so as not to upset the EL Militia.

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?

10. First manager for the sack?

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?


Just because Im bored.

Tom65

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?
Man Utd - 1st

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?
Obviously answer, really: Berbatov. Or any quality striker.

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?
I honestly can't think of anyone. Every player has their use.

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?
Ireland continuing to play they way they have been for the last few years or, God forbid, getting worse.

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.
Rooney to score exactly 24 goals. Does that count as obscure?

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?
Yes.

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?
Ireland - Italy

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?
Fabregas, though it's not much of a secret.

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?
Drogba.

10. First manager for the sack?
Paul Ince.

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?
Because...he...is a great guy?

merlinsmerryman

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?
MAn Utd..Top of the league

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?
Berbatov

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?
Darren Fletcher

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?
Liverpool win the league

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.
Portsmouth to break into top 4

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?
Sir Alex? Of course

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?
Man utd v Man City..payback!!

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?
Torres

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?
Drogba

10. First manager for the sack?
Mark Hughes

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?
???

bohsman

Yawn, troll. Leave all the green parts out and youve a perfectly good thread but sure its a chance to do some stirring, well done. And I took the bait of course, may aswell answer the questions so.

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?
Soft spot for Utd, champions again.
2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?
Berbatov
3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?
Ronaldo
4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?
Sunderland having a good season
5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.
Liverpool outside top 4
6. Are you happy with your teams manager?
Yes
7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?
Barca v premiership team
8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?
Fabregas - not really secretly tho
9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?
That pool midfielder that cant kick the ball - sisoko?
10. First manager for the sack?
Ince
11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?
Cos you said so.

SantryRed

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?
Watford. 11th if we don't sign a striker. 6th if we do.

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?
Clinton Morrisson or a different centre forward.

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?
Lloyd Doyley:D

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?
Luton to be relegated from League Two. Need the rivalry.

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.
Us to be relegated:(

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?
Definitely, working under very much a corrupt board.

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?
Nottingham Forest away next week because I'm going:D

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?
Kevin Phillips(ex-Watford man too)

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?
Robbie Savage

10. First manager for the sack?
Owen Coyle
11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?
He's gay.

CHD

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?

Chelsea, 1st

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?

Robinho

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?

Ferriera, Pizzaro and SWP

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?

ManYoo succeed at anything.

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.

Liverpool make a title challenge

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?

So far so good

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?

United getting thumped at the Bridge

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?

Fabregas

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?

Cristiano Ronaldo

10. First manager for the sack?

Keegan

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?

he isn't, But if he wants to go watch bad footballers play route 1 football then leave him to it.I will watch real football on the TV

delija_sever029

Are only english teams allowed in here?Or i can go with mine?:D

CHD

go with yours. there will be enough United fans

Roar

CHD wrote: »

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?

he isn't, But if he wants to go watch bad footballers play route 1 football then leave him to it.I will watch real football on the TV

needed a laugh today after the day i've had, cheers for that

i follow man united, but i wouldnt say that watching them on tv is "real football"..

it's just watching tv really


anyway, my answers

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?

Man united, top

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?

Berbatov

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?

Louis saha

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?

liverpool to finish higher than 4th

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.

Hull to win a game. Sunderland to finish top 6.

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?

yup

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?

United and liverpool at OT

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?

Fernando torres, although i do that publicly too, he's class

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?

steven gerrard

10. First manager for the sack?

Benitez

CHD

Ok then 100% better to watch Football.

Bounty Hunter

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?
Aston Villa - 5th is the hope, Expect Europe

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?
no real long lasting links for players that Villa havent already signed someone in that position except maybe... SWP

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?
Patrick Berger

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?
Gareth Barry go for less than 18m this summer, its a matter of principle now

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.
Villa to win the Uefa cup

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?
Yes.

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?
Villa vs Liverpool Transfer deadline day Aug 31st

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?
I guess I drool over Messi so much but opposition = Prem so Fabergas i guess

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?
Ronaldo

10. First manager for the sack?
Hughes to Walk

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?
he's not!

delija_sever029

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?
Red Star Belgrade,1st

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?
Darko Kovacevic

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?
Nikola Trajkovic

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?
Partizan to win the league

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.
We will blow up very fast our european tour

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?
Big NO! We are changing them so often and every next is worse than previous

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?
Serbia-France


8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?
Juca and Lamine Diarra


9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?
Nenad Djordjevic

10. First manager for the sack?
Never know with our league

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?

Have no idea whos that

Reganio 2

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?
I support Liverpool and I expect them to finish 4th or 3rd. Realistically 4th though.

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?
David Villa. I know money troubles and all that but I would rather him that Keane 10 times out of 10.

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?
Harry Kewell thank god he is gone. Voronion probably as well to a much lesser extent.

4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?
I don't want to see Man. City crumble tbh. Really like the club and wish them the best all the time, sad to see them is such a dire situation.
I don't want to see Arsenal win the Premiership and i don't want Fabregas to win Player of the Season.

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.
Stephen Ireland to set the league alight and if he does go to Sunderland, expect him to boost up Sunderland to a UEFA Cup spot.

6. Are you happy with your teams manager?
No but then again I haven't since he took over.

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?
Us beating Arsenal. Most people look forward to United but I would prefer to see us beat Arsenal than beat United and would be happier with United winning the league than Arseanl

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?
If it hasn't been obvious I am quite fond of Stephen Ireland . Other than that, Ashley Young.

9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?
David Benderly or Dimitar Berbatosh or Cesc Average-agas

10. First manager for the sack?
Paul Ince

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?
Cause he supports Shels and goes out in the pissing rain every week to watch them and then bitch about how poor the quality is in the league but its in Ireland so its ok. Good man Gav

Xavi6

1. Who do you support and where do you expect your team to finish?

Manchester City, 8th

2. What player do you realistically wish you had signed by now?

Mr. A RightWinger

3. Which player(s) would you have nearly paid another team to take off your hands?

Danny Mills. He's never leaving is he?


4. What is the one thing you do NOT want to see happen this season, even if it is unrelated to your club?

Us selling all our young superstars, United/Pool winning the league.

5. Make one obscure prediction that could actually happen this season.

Fulham will finish in the top 10


6. Are you happy with your teams manager?

Most definitely

7. What one match are you most looking forward to this season?

The easy three points at Old Trafford

8. What opposition player do you secretly drool over?

Fabregas, Torres, Essien


9. Similarly, which opposition player would you not piss on if he were on fire?

Diouf, Camoranesi, G. Neville


10. First manager for the sack?

Ince (Hughes will walk, not be sacked)

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?

Pfft, he works in JD so he's clearly a schooligan

Jazzy

11 - cos if u watch eircom league u need some payoff and if that comes in the form of telling ppl on the internet that ur better then them, so be it

SantryRed

Archimedes wrote: »

11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?

That's just looking for a rise out of Eircom League fans by asking EPL fans.

Reganio 2 wrote: »

[11. Why is Gavin 'Shels' a better fan than the rest of us?
Cause he supports Shels and goes out in the pissing rain every week to watch them and then bitch about how poor the quality is in the league but its in Ireland so its ok. Good man Gav

Jazzy wrote: »

11 - cos if u watch eircom league u need some payoff and if that comes in the form of telling ppl on the internet that ur better then them, so be it

And it's worked. Now for the EL replies.

GuanYin

Thread closed. Archimedes that is trolling which I'm sure you realise is a no-no.

If you want to start stuff like this, don't pick on another user.